Can We Guess Your Age By the Words You Use?
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Growing up, we all cringed when adults tried to speak like us kids. It’s the same sad, weird feeling we get now when we hear some new slang term that just doesn’t make sense to us. Aging is totally a thing and our vocabulary ages with us. One day your grandchildren will come to you and ask what “LOLShow More
Growing up, we all cringed when adults tried to speak like us kids. It’s the same sad, weird feeling we get now when we hear some new slang term that just doesn’t make sense to us. Aging is totally a thing and our vocabulary ages with us. One day your grandchildren will come to you and ask what “LOL” means — that’s just how time works. Language is a beautiful thing that constantly evolves and changes over time.
Do you still say groovy? How about “as if”? There’s no doubt that the words we use are a result of the time in which we grew up. Sometimes, we just don’t know the newest slang, and it can become glaringly apparent how old you are. Or at least how old you speak. Do you talk your age? Are you trying to be more youthful or sound more grown-up? We’re going to reveal your true age based on how you use words. Ready? Set? Let’s get going!
If you had to choose, which would you rather give up?
You're reading the first draft of a friend's novel, and their writing is making your eyes bleed! What grammar faux pas are they making?
- Double negatives.
- Inconsistent tenses.
- Which/that confusion.
- Total ignorance of the importance of the Oxford comma.
- Apostrophes out of place.
- The abuse of their, there, and they’re.
What word would you NEVER use to describe pudding?
- Sloppy
- Moist
- Jiggly
- Runny
- Wet
- Yummy
Choose an antonym for “sad.”
- Jubilant.
- Delighted.
- Ecstatic.
- Elated.
- Happy.
- Blithe.
What's your favorite foreign word that we use in English?
- Bona fide
- Faux pas
- Ipso facto
- Status quo
- Prima donna
- Ad nauseam
How do you end your emails?
- Best,
- Regards,
- Sincerely,
- Sent from my iPhone
- Take care,
- Love,
Pick a word that you wouldn't mind naming your child...even though it's not a traditional name.
- Ocean
- Dream
- Apple
- Blue
- Free
- Love
What fancy-pants word would you use to describe yourself?
- Profound.
- Salacious.
- Convivial.
- Eclectic.
- Pragmatic.
- Unfeigned.
You’ve just been introduced to your best friend's new beau. What do you say?
- Hey, what’s up?
- How do you do?
- Hi, nice to meet you!
- How’s it going?
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Hi, how are you?
What comes out of your mouth when you get mad?
- “Dangit!”
- “I can’t even!”
- “Ugh!”
- I curse…a lot.
- “Fuuuuuuudgicle!”
- “I am very upset right now.”
What’s your favorite idiom?
- A penny for your thoughts?
- Barking up the wrong tree.
- Take something with a grain of salt.
- Quit cold turkey.
- Let the cat out of the bag.
- Are you kidding? I don’t say any of these!
What do you call this?
- Channel changer
- Clicker
- Remote control
- Remote
- That thing
What is this woman holding?
- Purse
- Bag
- Pocketbook
- Handbag
What kind of shoes are these?
- Sneakers
- Tennis shoes
- Running shoes
- Gym shoes
When you haven't seen someone in what feels like a significant amount of time, you say: "I haven't seen you _______"
- In a minute
- In a while
- In a long time
- In forever
- In ages
When someone is so easily influenced by someone else's point of view that it's almost as if they have no direction of their own, the word you'd use to describe this person is... what?
- Pushover
- Doormat
- Wuss
- Sucker
- Chump
- Fool
That's an iPhone. What's the thing that's plugged into it?
- Headphones
- Earbuds
- Those words are describing the same thing.
- Those words describe two different things.
It's getting cold out, you should probably grab that thing that keeps you warm. What is it?
- Jacket
- Sweater
- Windbreaker
- Cardigan
- Coat
- Hoodie
Which word or words would you use to describe a happy happenstance?
- Kismet
- Coincidence
- Fate
- Serendipity
- The universe
What's a trendy bit of slang you wouldn't be caught dead using?
- Totes
- Kiki
- Shook
- Woke
- Slay
- Bae
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