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Finding the ideal romantic partner is among the most challenging tasks we face in our lifetime. Love is a delicate recipe, and in order to find the right ingredients, you need to spark chemistry within the first few opening text messages.
So here we are. 36 guys. Whether you’ve met these guys IRLShow More
Finding the ideal romantic partner is among the most challenging tasks we face in our lifetime. Love is a delicate recipe, and in order to find the right ingredients, you need to spark chemistry within the first few opening text messages.
So here we are. 36 guys. Whether you’ve met these guys IRL or not, they’re still here hitting up your inbox, texting you and texting you, waiting patiently with bated breath for your response. How will you text them back? Are you aloof and uninterested? Excitable and exclamatory? They want to get to know you better…but so far, you haven’t painted a picture for them.
The texting style you implement is integral to your flirting game. With the right text response, you can land the man of your dreams. Otherwise, you might just keep having to scrape the bottom of the barrel until someone comes along straight out of a nightmare. This is a wake-up call for all those out there who need guidance when texting back guys. Take this quiz, and take heed! You might just find out you’re a better flirter than you thought.
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Jeremy held the door open for you that one time, and now he's texting you "Chivalry isn't dead after all!" How do you respond?
- New phone, who dis?
- Aren’t you just the doorman?
- I’m still waiting for you to lay your jacket over a puddle
- You’re gonna have to try a little harder than that, Jeremy.
Connor got your number at the beach, and he wants to take you surfing tomorrow. How do you respond?
- Sorry Connor, I’m already seeing somebody.
- Can I borrow your wax?
- I might have plans, but I’ll let you know!
- I don’t surf, but I’m down to hang out again!
Hector bought you a rose on your first date. Now he's texting you "I had such a great time. Let's do it again soon." Your response?
- Def!
- It was great meeting you!
- Yes, and this time bring more flowers!
- I think I’m just going to ghost Hector
Nathan texted you at 2 AM, "U up?" THE NERVE! What do you say?
- I’m asleep
- Not for you, Nathan.
- Your place or mine?
- I have to wake up early tomorrow morning. Maybe this weekend?
You and Theodore work at the same job together. He texts you, "Want to get a drink after work?" Your response?
- Is anyone else going?
- Do we have to wait until after work?
- That sounds like a great idea
- I’m gonna tell HR you asked me out! 😉
Jordan is mysterious. He texts you "Will you ride the ferris wheel with me at the carnival?" What do you say?
- I’m not going to answer Jordan
- I’m blocking your number
- Will you take off your hood at least?
- (lying) Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Ryan is sensitive, soft-spoken, and covered in tattoos. He texts you "I hope my beard didn't scare you..." Your response?
- It wasn’t the beard. It was the tattoos.
- Nothing a little Gillette razor couldn’t fix
- Are you kidding me? I LOVE it.
- No, but your checking account available balance did…
Tommy, the amateur boxer, texts you "Would you like to come to my fight this Friday night?" And you say...
- No thanks. I don’t like violence.
- Sure. Can I bet on whoever you’re up against? 🙂
- I’m busy Friday. How about Saturday?
Bradley, your neighbor, texts you "I can't stop thinking about you." Retort?
- Give it a try sometime
- I bet you say that to all the girls in this apartment building
- Same. Wanna come over?
- I can’t stop thinking about Mac n Cheese
You know Roland from college. He texts you out of the blue - "Wanna reconnect?" Your answer?
- Hey! Yeah totally it’d be great to catch up!
- I can get coffee or something, but I have a boyfriend FYI…
- Hey! I haven’t seen you since you ran across the football field naked. Oh yeah, that’s a dealbreaker.
- Sure!
Louis is a deeply emotional, troubled artist. He texts you "I think you're my muse. I need you now." And?
- I’m not getting mixed up with Louis
- I may be amusing, but I’m no muse.
- I hate it break it to you Louis, but I think your art sucks.
- Venmo me some $$$ and I’ll be right over
Ricky saw you kissing another man, and texted you "How could you? I thought we had something special." What do you say?
- So what? I’m not your girlfriend, Ricky.
- I’m sorry! It was nothing. He kissed me!
- Look Ricky…I just don’t like you
- You need to calm down. We’re just dating. I can do what I want with my life. If you ever want to see me again you can’t act this way.
Gordon bought your old car, and he found your number in the glove compartment. He texts you "I know this is random, but want to get a drink sometime?"
- No thank you. I barely know who you are
- Baby, it looks like you CAN drive my car
- I’m sorry, I don’t mix business and pleasure
- Are you trying to look under my hood now?
Remy is a serial philanderer, but you still think he's super hot. He texts you "My place. 15 minutes." Your response?
- I’ll be right over
- *Blocked*
- I can be there in 30 if that’s cool
- Remy, if you want to be with me, you have to stop talking to all those other girls
Oliver sends you selfies all the time instead of texting. His latest is in front of the Eiffel tower. How do you respond?
- I don’t respond. This guy is super weird
- I’ll text him something in French
- Ugh! Wish I could be there!
- You’ve gotta try the bistro on the Southeast corner! I went there, it was amazing
What type of phone do you use for all of these romantic transactions?
- iPhone
- Android
- Other
Kyle is a dream. He texts you "Are you ready for that third date?" Your answer?
- Yes! Let’s do it.
- Has it only been two? Wow!
- Sorry Kyle, you’re not going on to final jeopardy
- I’m going to ignore Kyle. I can just sense heartbreak down the line.
Brody is an actor. He text-invites you to his one-man show in the basement of a bar. Your answer?
- I’ll be there!
- Sure! Can I bring my friends?
- I’m sorry Brody, but I have plans that night. Break a leg!
- Ah! Tonight is no good, next time!
Big Jerry texts you "I WON! I WON!" after running for local office. How do you respond?
- OMG that’s amazing! We should celebrate!
- Congrats! I didn’t even vote for you!
- Jerry, aren’t you married?
Jack texts you a selfie from the gym. Your answer?
- OMG dying!
- Instead of lifting those weights, why don’t you just pick me up?
- You look super sweaty
- Hey! I go to that gym too!
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