Would You Be Considered a Witch in the 1600s? Take This Quiz to Find out If You Would Be Burned at the Stake.
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From 1692-93, a wave of hysteria washed over the people of Salem, Massachusetts. They became convinced that the Devil had possessed the bodies of women, children (and even some men) to carry out evil actions on the innocent, devout Puritans. Approximately 200 people were accused of practicing witchcShow More
From 1692-93, a wave of hysteria washed over the people of Salem, Massachusetts. They became convinced that the Devil had possessed the bodies of women, children (and even some men) to carry out evil actions on the innocent, devout Puritans. Approximately 200 people were accused of practicing witchcraft for a variety of reasons — most of which violated any number of the extremely strict Puritan ideals. If, after the “evidence” against them found them to be guilty, these “witches” were executed, often horribly… Needless to say, it was not considered very cool to be a witch during that time.
However, it is definitely cool to be considered a witch now. Witches are the best! They do spells and have special power over people. What more could you want? Take this quiz to find out if you have been considered a witch during the Salem Witch Trials. I honestly don’t know what the better outcome is…
Do you identify as a woman?
- Yes.
- No.
What’s your greatest fear?
- Heights.
- Getting lost in the dark!
- Spiders.
- The wrath of God.
- Failure.
Do you have any pets?
Pick a magical movie quote.
- “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” (The Wizard of Oz, 1939).
- “I’m not dead yet!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975).
- “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!” (Hocus Pocus, 1993).
- “Words are, in my humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.” (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2, 2011)
- “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!” (The Exorcist, 1973).
How often do you attend Church?
- Only on the major Christian holidays.
- Never; I don’t practice Christianity.
- I don’t attend on a weekly basis, but I am a Christian.
- I’m there every Sunday!
Do you float?
- Like, in the bath? Yes…
- Of course I don’t! I’m no tool of Satan.
What’s your guilty pleasure?
- Alcohol.
- Smoking pot.
- Gossip.
- Netflix and chilling.
- I don’t do any of these! May God have mercy on your sinful souls…
What was your dream job when you were a child?
- A doctor.
- An international pop star!
- A teacher.
- A police officer.
- An astronaut.
Your friend just texted you: She has to cancel your plans for tonight because she’s sick. How do you respond?
- “OK, get well soon!”
- “This is just a test of your strength — I’m praying for you!”
- Don’t respond, but tell everyone about her illness so they know God is punishing her for her sins.
- What plans? The night is a time for prayer and rest, not socializing.
Who would you invite to your fantasy dinner party?
- Rihanna.
- King Henry VIII.
- David Blaine.
- Eleanor Roosevelt.
- Tiger Woods.
If you could choose, which Spice Girl would you like to be friends with?
- Posh Spice
- Sporty Spice
- Baby Spice
- Ginger Spice
- Scary Spice
- Uhh, do I have to? They’re overrated.
Have you ever been married?
- We got divorced, but I’ve found someone hot and new!
- We’re in wedded bliss!
- I was, but it didn’t work out.
- Maybe one day…
Do you ever read your horoscopes?
- Horoscopes are an occult art, and come from the Devil. Of course I don’t read them!
- Absolutely! Horoscopes can really teach us about ourselves.
- Sure, but I don’t really believe them. It’s just a bit of fun!
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