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We would all like to think that we are smarter than kids whose age is barely out of single digits, but we don’t know that for sure. This quiz is full of questions you would find in a typical fourth-grade curriculum, and while you might think you’ve got this on lock, we are fairly certain some of thShow More
We would all like to think that we are smarter than kids whose age is barely out of single digits, but we don’t know that for sure. This quiz is full of questions you would find in a typical fourth-grade curriculum, and while you might think you’ve got this on lock, we are fairly certain some of these are going to be tougher than you can handle. For most of us, it has been quite a few years since we graced an elementary school classroom, and while we like to think that everything we learned in school is still burned into the recesses of our brains, we here at Magiquiz aren’t so sure.
There’s only one way to find out.
No, you don’t have to go back and be the creepy adult at the elementary school they warn the students about. Instead, be the completely normal adult on the Internet taking this quiz.
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1
Are you older than 8 years old?
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Yes.
Technically, no. But I am 7 and 3/4 years old which is closer to 8 than being a baby so I win and you should give me candy.
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2
Which is a simile?
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My sister is a pain in the neck.
My mom has a loud sneeze.
Her hair was golden like the sun.
My dad can beat up your dad.
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3
What is the largest ocean?
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The Atlantic
The…Billy?
The Pacific
You mean it’s not just one big ocean that flows throughout the world?
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4
When going outdoors for recess, what is your favorite piece of equipment?
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You can either leisurely sway back and forth or furiously pump your legs, reaching great heights before jumping off like a superhero.
Yay! You get to have an exhilarating trip down 10 feet of plastic before crashing into the ground and repeating the process.
What could be better than purposely get off at the bottom and catapulting the other person across the playground!
You like climbing on top and hanging upside down above the woodchips by your legs like a cave bat.
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5
Which is an example of onomatopoeia?
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And, or, but
Flitting like a butterfly
Whoosh!
He was slick as a fox.
OnomotoPEE! You said pee! Ha, ha. I have no clue.
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Speaking of snacks, Mary has 3 packages of gluten-free, nut-free, organic cupcakes and there are 4 cupcakes in each package. Because she’s rebelling against her Paleo mom, Mary ate 5 cupcakes. How many are left?
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8
6
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None. Mary is a liar and actually ate all the cupcakes herself.
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Which of the following can make objects repel each other?
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Magnetism
Gravity
AXE Body Spray
None of the above.
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If you could only watch one cartoon for the rest of the year, which one would it be?
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SpongeBob SquarePants: It’s a sponge! Wearing pants! And a tie!
Phineas and Ferb: Duh. They spend all day annoying their sister.
Dora the Explorer: She has a talking monkey and a backpack and can fit a T-shirt over her giant football head.
Cartoons? Pshaw. Please. Bring on the zombies and blood!
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Which is not a branch of the U.S. government?
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Judicial: Everyone just judges people on social media now.
Executive: That doesn’t sound like a real thing.
Cheese: I’ve heard of government cheese and cheese is AWESOME. I hope that’s a branch!
Legislative: Like, LEGOs?
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Which animal produces milk for its young?
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Monkey (They have boobs!)
My mom says dairy is the devil and we only have organic, non-GMO hemp non-dairy product at home. What devil creature drinks milk?
Chickens. They also lay eggs, so you can make a whole breakfast from those things!
Snake. We learned about milk snakes in science class. They’re gross.
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What were these objects used for?
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I think those kind of look like flat filing cabinet things?
Those are just flat CDs. Duh.
Ooh! I think those are floppy disks for really old computers. Like, ones that didn’t even have a mouse or anything.
Are they coasters? If they are, my mom always yells at my dad to use them.
What did you get? Let us know in the comments!