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If you’ve read the Odyssey or the Iliad, you know the Greek gods were an interesting lot. They all have extraordinarily different personalities and functions within Greek mythology. Which one are you most like? Unlike Sex and the City characters, people don’t really talk all the time about which GShow More
If you’ve read the Odyssey or the Iliad, you know the Greek gods were an interesting lot. They all have extraordinarily different personalities and functions within Greek mythology. Which one are you most like? Unlike Sex and the City characters, people don’t really talk all the time about which Greek god they are most like, but I really think we should. It is about time to be able to say, “Oh Jean, you’re such a Hera!” when Jean is going on and on about the grudge she has against the woman in her office who stole her sandwich that one time. Jean simply will not stop complaining about people she hates, just like Hera! It’s also time for us to be able to say, “That Mike in accounting is a real Zeus if you know what I mean,” and have people actually know what you mean. So take this quiz to find out which Greek god you are, and then share it with your friends. Tell everyone you know that Greek gods are the new Sex and the City.Â
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Your partner cheats on you. What do you do?
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I have no need for a partner.
Revenge. Revenge on my partner, revenge on the person they cheated with. Hell hath no fury my friend.
I can hardly be mad. That would be fairly hypocritical.
I would get pretty violent.
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How do you feel about war?
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I like to understand the tactical side of war. I think it’s fascinating.
I appreciate the physical acts that people manage in war. Human beings are impressive.
I understand why it happens, but I would rather things be settled in other ways.
I swear it’s just men being childish.
I stay far away from it.
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Pick a symbol.
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You get into a fight and someone calls you hot headed. Legit or not?
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I call MYSELF a hot head. Definitely legit.
Only if you get on my bad side.
I can be impulsive at times, but I don’t have the worst temper.
That is literally the opposite of me.
I was just being playful, not aggressive.
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Someone is praying to you. What are they asking for?
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Strength.
Wisdom.
Justice.
Fertility.
Help with a hunt.
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You decide to bestow your favor on a chosen mortal. What did they do to earn it?
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They showed prowess in battle.
They were crafty and intelligent.
They were a great ruler, fair and just.
They hate my enemy.
They were a great and worthy hunter.
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Your whole family is gathering for a party. How do you feel?
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Everyone in my family hates me. This will be awful.
I’m a bit of a loner, but it will be ok. I get along fine with my family for the most part.
I have ongoing feuds with 90% of these people.
I’m going to be the one who has to make sure everyone plays nice.
My family is mostly fine, but there are one or two people I just can’t get along with.
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You get into a fight with one of the other gods on Olympus. What are you most likely to be fighting about?
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Who’s more beautiful.
Literally anything.
Human affairs.
They won’t leave me alone even though I’ve told them I’m not interested.
I slept with their spouse/child/chosen mortal/cow…
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Do you laugh often?
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Sometimes I laugh so hard I make myself pee. So yes.
I’m a fairly serious person. I don’t laugh too much.
I find the whole world fairly joyful, so I laugh freely.
Why would I laugh when life has given me such a raw deal?
I’m more of a yelling and screaming type.
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Are other people afraid of you?
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Only if they have reason to be. But once I’m pissed off, you better run.
No, I’m more whimsical than scary.
Everyone is scared of me.
I can be incredibly intimidating, but I’m also just, so people aren’t afraid of me unless they need to be.
No, I prefer to settle things with words rather than violence.
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You hear there's some drama going on in the human world and other gods are getting involved. What do you do?
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I am all over it. Let me pick a mortal and take sides!
There’s definitely at least one person involved who I HATE so I’m taking the opposite side.
I’m staying allllll the way out of it.
I’ll watch from afar and maybe get involved if it gets really messy.
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