How Good You Are In Bed Based on Your Cooking Skills?

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Everyone has their signature moves. Yours is always stocked in your refrigerator or pantry. What do you never run out of?

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Pickles
Olives
Ketchup
Rice
Eggs
Peanut Butter

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It's important to keep things spicy in the kitchen and in the bedroom. Which one is your favorite?

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Paprika
Ginger
Cumin
Dill
Oregano
Cinnamon

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There are too many ways to cook an egg, but one of the most impressive is the elusive poached egg. Which one is the poached egg?

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This one
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Maybe this one...
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Could be this one
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Or this one!

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Donald Trump likes his steak well done with ketchup. Now that you can't un-know that information, how do you like to cook your steak?

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Well done
Medium well
Medium rare
Rare
I don’t eat red meat

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You can break a sweat in the bedroom... and also in the kitchen? What does it mean to "sweat" something? For example: you'd sweat a vegetable.

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Cook until it’s just soft.
Cook until it’s browned
Cook until there’s dewy droplets on it (could be oil, could be water).
To steam something
To cook something with water.
Microwave it? I don’t know.

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If you had hundreds of dollars to drop on new kitchen swag, what's the big new addition to your kitchen that you'd invest in?

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Knives
Pans
Baking tools
Take out. Hands down. Always.

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These vegetables are minced, chopped, and diced. Can you order these cooking terms from the largest to smallest size you'd be cutting?

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Chop, dice, mince
Dice, chop, mince
Mince, chop, dice
They’re all the same thing, it’s the item that changes.
Chop is larger, dice and mince are the same size.

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Crockpots and slow-cookers are the real kitchen MVPs. Minimum effort for maximum reward. What do you use yours for?

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Dinners, like stews
Desserts, like cakes and crumbles
Soups
Dips
Storage
What’s a Crockpot? I’m pretty sure I don’t have one of those…

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For some people, cilantro tastes like hand soap. Don't serve it to your partner if they hate it! Be attentive to their needs and save the day! Find the cilantro!

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THIS
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THAT
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THE OTHER THING
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ANOTHER ONE

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So, baking and roasting. You use the oven for both of them. What's the difference?

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Roasting involves solid food, baking turns semi-solid food into something more solid
The difference is the temperature setting used
The difference is the fat content in the food
You cover what you’re baking, whereas roasting is uncovered
All of these statements are true
Roasting and baking are the same thing

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Whatever you do, DON'T MESS THIS UP! Now... how do you clean a cast-iron skillet?

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You don’t
Soap and water
Coarse salt and water
Scrape the food off with hot water and a wooden spoon
Steel wool

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You should never be too proud to admit fault. What's your blindspot in the kitchen? What's your achilles heel?

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I tend to overcook or burn things
I serve things undercooked
My food can be flavorless at times
I’m straight-up bad at baking
There’s not much variety in the food I make
I’m damn near perfect. Shut up!

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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I loved it!
It was pretty okay.
Not great…

What Do Your Chef Skills Have to Do with Your Love-Making Skills? A Lot, Apparently.

Everyone has their signature moves. Yours is always stocked in your refrigerator or pantry. What do you never run out of?

It's important to keep things spicy in the kitchen and in the bedroom. Which one is your favorite?

There are too many ways to cook an egg, but one of the most impressive is the elusive poached egg. Which one is the poached egg?

Donald Trump likes his steak well done with ketchup. Now that you can't un-know that information, how do you like to cook your steak?

You can break a sweat in the bedroom... and also in the kitchen? What does it mean to "sweat" something? For example: you'd sweat a vegetable.

If you had hundreds of dollars to drop on new kitchen swag, what's the big new addition to your kitchen that you'd invest in?

These vegetables are minced, chopped, and diced. Can you order these cooking terms from the largest to smallest size you'd be cutting?

Crockpots and slow-cookers are the real kitchen MVPs. Minimum effort for maximum reward. What do you use yours for?

For some people, cilantro tastes like hand soap. Don't serve it to your partner if they hate it! Be attentive to their needs and save the day! Find the cilantro!

So, baking and roasting. You use the oven for both of them. What's the difference?

Whatever you do, DON'T MESS THIS UP! Now... how do you clean a cast-iron skillet?

You should never be too proud to admit fault. What's your blindspot in the kitchen? What's your achilles heel?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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Everyone has their signature moves. Yours is always stocked in your refrigerator or pantry. What do you never run out of?

It's important to keep things spicy in the kitchen and in the bedroom. Which one is your favorite?

There are too many ways to cook an egg, but one of the most impressive is the elusive poached egg. Which one is the poached egg?

Donald Trump likes his steak well done with ketchup. Now that you can't un-know that information, how do you like to cook your steak?

You can break a sweat in the bedroom... and also in the kitchen? What does it mean to "sweat" something? For example: you'd sweat a vegetable.

If you had hundreds of dollars to drop on new kitchen swag, what's the big new addition to your kitchen that you'd invest in?

These vegetables are minced, chopped, and diced. Can you order these cooking terms from the largest to smallest size you'd be cutting?

Crockpots and slow-cookers are the real kitchen MVPs. Minimum effort for maximum reward. What do you use yours for?

For some people, cilantro tastes like hand soap. Don't serve it to your partner if they hate it! Be attentive to their needs and save the day! Find the cilantro!

So, baking and roasting. You use the oven for both of them. What's the difference?

Whatever you do, DON'T MESS THIS UP! Now... how do you clean a cast-iron skillet?

You should never be too proud to admit fault. What's your blindspot in the kitchen? What's your achilles heel?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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