Pick Hipster Names for These Babies and We’ll Reveal Your Future Family

Who doesn’t love a hipster? Okay, so probably a lot of people. We have to admit, there is something a bit pretentious about a guy who only listens to records, types on a typewriter, and knew about that band you love “back when they were still good.” It seems to be getting more and more trendy to live life outside the supposed cultural mainstream, so much so that there’s an entire generation of future hipsters being born every second with hilariously bohemian-sounding names. So what are your favorites? Would you name your little one something sensitive and nature-inspired like Cedar or Rowan? Or would you prefer something that just screams “Grandma” like Mabel or Tallulah?

This quiz will ask you to pick the perfect names for 12 adorable future hipsters. Then, based on your choices, we’ll predict your future family. Ready to hear your fate? Grab some nerd glasses and a glass of your favorite craft beer and let’s get started!