We Know Which "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Cop You Are

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I LIVE FOR IT.
The cost benefit analysis proves that it’s worth it.
I hate it and I won’t participate.
I’m always irritated by games that I can’t win. So I will win.
I love games! But this one tends to pit me against my best friends and I don’t love that.
It’s fun to crush spirits. I’m in.

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One time they figured out my real name and I moved across the city five minutes later.
I like to keep a careful work/personal life boundary, but I share appropriate information as guided by HR.
I share most of my life, but there are a few, ahem, embarrassing things I do I try to keep under wraps.
I share a normal amount.
I will share everything from the experience of my bowel movements yesterday to the way I made love last week. Get ready.

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Yes, I’m very in touch with my emotions.
People tell me that I’m hard to read. I think I’m an open book.
Sometimes I hide my emotions with humor or rules or work, but when I need to I talk about them.
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Rules are literally my favorite thing.
I can’t actually be bothered to remember the rules I give so few f***s about them.
Rules are important, but sometimes you need to break them.
When there’s a real reason for the rule I’ll follow it, but breaking rules is fun.
Breaking rules makes me anxious.