Spend $1000 on Amazon and We'll Accurately Guess Your Age

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It's not really how much you spend, it's how you spend it. Which category of Amazon shopping are you likely to do the most damage on?

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Home
Technology
Fashion
Athletic
Groceries. Love Amazon Fresh!
Toys, games, buying movies, fun stuff!

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First, let's buy something on Amazon that's there to improve your life in some way. What are you getting?

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Acupressure mat
Squatty potty
Vegetable spiralizer
Tile key finder
A bunch of Popsockets for your phone

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You should spruce up your home a bit. What are you buying on Amazon to breathe new life into your humble abode?

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Amazon

Some succulents
Amazon

A cool art print
Amazon

A wall clock
Amazon

An area rug

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Amazon has things called "dash buttons." It's a literal button that automatically orders something for you when you run out. So cool! But, which dash button to get?

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Toilet paper
Pet food
Coffee
Chips/snacks
Laundry detergent
Toothpaste

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Amazon's also good for clothes! Pick some things for your closet that you're gonna get shipped to you in two days.

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Shoes
Yoga pants
Work shirts
Things I can buy in bulk like underwear or socks
Ew, never! I’d have to try it on first.

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Now, pick a fun salt and pepper shaker set!

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Amazon

Foxes
Amazon

These ghosts who hug
Amazon

Luchador wrestlers
Amazon

Snoopy and woodstock

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Let's not forget we're here to spend $1000. You can splurge on something! What are you treating yourself to.

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Vitamix or another high end blender
Kitchenaid stand mixer
A guitar
A fancy watch

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Pick something that's halfway between "hygiene" and "treat yourself." Indulge a little and have fun. What are you getting?

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Amazon

Babyfoot peel
Amazon

Face mask made of 24k gold
Amazon

A fancy sonic toothbrush
Amazon

These silly nailclippers

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Pick up a party game and put it in your cart for the next time you have friends over. What do you want to play/what sounds like the most fun to you?

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Cards Against Humanity
Exploding Kittens
What Do You Meme
Drawing Without Dignity
Hot Seat
Cool Cats and A** Hats

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Get something kind of frivolous that'll bring a sense of humor to your kitchen. Why not? You have the cash to spare!

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A microwave cleaner that looks like a volcano
An egg timer that looks like another kind of food
Mickey mouse waffle iron
Cute measuring cups
A one-tool that does everything to an avocado. Scoops, slices, takes the pit out

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Look at all that leftover cash! Better buy something big... like furniture! Which home staple do you want to buy on Amazon?

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Amazon

A mattress or bed
Amazon

An accent chair
Amazon

These bright barstools
Amazon

An outdoor patio set

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When it comes to Amazon, there's more to it than shopping. What in the realm of entertainment do you use the most or spend the most money on?

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Buying or renting movies
Streaming Amazon TV shows
All things Kindle and books
Buying or streaming music
I pretty much ONLY use it for shipping things to my house in two days.

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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Spend $1000 On Amazon And We’ll Guess How Old You Are

It's not really how much you spend, it's how you spend it. Which category of Amazon shopping are you likely to do the most damage on?

First, let's buy something on Amazon that's there to improve your life in some way. What are you getting?

You should spruce up your home a bit. What are you buying on Amazon to breathe new life into your humble abode?

Amazon has things called "dash buttons." It's a literal button that automatically orders something for you when you run out. So cool! But, which dash button to get?

Amazon's also good for clothes! Pick some things for your closet that you're gonna get shipped to you in two days.

Now, pick a fun salt and pepper shaker set!

Let's not forget we're here to spend $1000. You can splurge on something! What are you treating yourself to.

Pick something that's halfway between "hygiene" and "treat yourself." Indulge a little and have fun. What are you getting?

Pick up a party game and put it in your cart for the next time you have friends over. What do you want to play/what sounds like the most fun to you?

Get something kind of frivolous that'll bring a sense of humor to your kitchen. Why not? You have the cash to spare!

Look at all that leftover cash! Better buy something big... like furniture! Which home staple do you want to buy on Amazon?

When it comes to Amazon, there's more to it than shopping. What in the realm of entertainment do you use the most or spend the most money on?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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It's not really how much you spend, it's how you spend it. Which category of Amazon shopping are you likely to do the most damage on?

First, let's buy something on Amazon that's there to improve your life in some way. What are you getting?

You should spruce up your home a bit. What are you buying on Amazon to breathe new life into your humble abode?

Amazon has things called "dash buttons." It's a literal button that automatically orders something for you when you run out. So cool! But, which dash button to get?

Amazon's also good for clothes! Pick some things for your closet that you're gonna get shipped to you in two days.

Now, pick a fun salt and pepper shaker set!

Let's not forget we're here to spend $1000. You can splurge on something! What are you treating yourself to.

Pick something that's halfway between "hygiene" and "treat yourself." Indulge a little and have fun. What are you getting?

Pick up a party game and put it in your cart for the next time you have friends over. What do you want to play/what sounds like the most fun to you?

Get something kind of frivolous that'll bring a sense of humor to your kitchen. Why not? You have the cash to spare!

Look at all that leftover cash! Better buy something big... like furniture! Which home staple do you want to buy on Amazon?

When it comes to Amazon, there's more to it than shopping. What in the realm of entertainment do you use the most or spend the most money on?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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