This Self-Defense Quiz Will Tell You Which Super Smash Bros Character You Are

Jake Wells

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Still waiting for all the hours (or days) of playing Super Smash Bros to pay off? Well, today is your lucky day! Embark on a wondrous journey through the divine delights of martial arts, and discover which famous Nintendo character you are based off your fighting and self-defense preferences.

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Do you like high-kicks? Tight punches? Dizzying spins and jumps that ooze flair? Perhaps you feel most confident leveraging your center of gravity with the tried-and-true body-slam. There are countless ways to defend your video-game kingdom from meddling villains, and thankfully generations of martial arts practitioners have perfected a self-defense style to fit every type of hero.

You don’t have to be a black belt to kick butt, and you don’t even need a regular belt to take this quiz. Your personalized Nintendo avatar and spirit warrior is only a few clicks away. You are now officially the chosen one. Don’t let us down!

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A battalion of koopa-troopas has stormed the barricade around your castle. How do you proceed?

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Try to peacefully negotiate
Launch an all-out, no-holds-barred attack
Hide and maintain the element of surprise
Go at it alone. You are the chosen one, after all.
Round up your friends and defend your turf as a group

Animal poses are important to the ancient history of martial arts. When it’s time to bust a move, which animal do you most resemble?

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Gorilla
Fox
Crane
Tiger
Squirrel

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This Self-Defense Quiz Will Tell You Which Super Smash Bros Character You Are

A battalion of koopa-troopas has stormed the barricade around your castle. How do you proceed?

On vacation in the Mushroom Kingdom, you are accosted by pick-pocketing goombas. How do you hang on to your wallet?

It’s Saturday morning, and you promised yourself you would wake up early and exercise. Which routine sounds like the best start to your day?

You sure worked up a sweat! Time to rinse off. But alas, Bowser is hiding in the shower. How do you defend your rubber ducky?

You chose your video-game character based on which of the following criteria?

Your outfit is just as important as the martial-art discipline you study. What would we find in your vast walk-in closet?

Animal poses are important to the ancient history of martial arts. When it’s time to bust a move, which animal do you most resemble?

Your business trip to Hyrule Kingdom was once again delayed by a vendetta against your family. It’s three-against-one. Choose your plan of action.

Like your childhood teddy bear, your favorite self-defense tactic can keep you calm in any sticky situation. Pick your most-used attack.

You’re considering signing up for self-defense classes. Of all the brochures you’ve collected, which catchphrase stands out the most?

The criminal mastermind Wario is once again threatening to lay siege to your castle. You don’t have time for this nonsense. How do you end things quickly?

It’s time to put an end to your enemies and restore order to your domain. Choose your preferred finishing move combo.

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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A battalion of koopa-troopas has stormed the barricade around your castle. How do you proceed?

On vacation in the Mushroom Kingdom, you are accosted by pick-pocketing goombas. How do you hang on to your wallet?

It’s Saturday morning, and you promised yourself you would wake up early and exercise. Which routine sounds like the best start to your day?

You sure worked up a sweat! Time to rinse off. But alas, Bowser is hiding in the shower. How do you defend your rubber ducky?

You chose your video-game character based on which of the following criteria?

Your outfit is just as important as the martial-art discipline you study. What would we find in your vast walk-in closet?

Animal poses are important to the ancient history of martial arts. When it’s time to bust a move, which animal do you most resemble?

Your business trip to Hyrule Kingdom was once again delayed by a vendetta against your family. It’s three-against-one. Choose your plan of action.

Like your childhood teddy bear, your favorite self-defense tactic can keep you calm in any sticky situation. Pick your most-used attack.

You’re considering signing up for self-defense classes. Of all the brochures you’ve collected, which catchphrase stands out the most?

The criminal mastermind Wario is once again threatening to lay siege to your castle. You don’t have time for this nonsense. How do you end things quickly?

It’s time to put an end to your enemies and restore order to your domain. Choose your preferred finishing move combo.

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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