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Have you ever been on an awful first date and thought to yourself “John Krasinski would never treat me like this.” Well, you aren’t alone on that one. Bad first dates are a dime a dozen, but then again so are good first dates. What we’re trying to say is that first dates are a unique heaven/hell thaShow More
Have you ever been on an awful first date and thought to yourself “John Krasinski would never treat me like this.” Well, you aren’t alone on that one. Bad first dates are a dime a dozen, but then again so are good first dates. What we’re trying to say is that first dates are a unique heaven/hell that we’re all familiar with and can more or less handle in our sleep, even if you have extreme social anxiety. What’s the only thing more common than a stacked experience with first dates? Celebrity crushes.
We all have them! Who’s your number one celebrity heartthrob? Do you secretly have a hunch about who you’d totally wind up with if you were to ever run in the same social circles as the Hollywood elite? If you go on these first dates, you can find out yourself. Yup, we’re going to put you through it 18 times over (sucks) but in the end, you get paired up with your one true celebrity soulmate (yay!), so it’s a wash, right? Kidding, it’s going to be great. Get ready because date number one is coming your way…
Okay, your first date is happening in the daytime. Pick out your outfit.
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Where is this date happening, anyway? What are you doing?
- We’re grabbing coffee
- We’re hitting up a carnival/fair.
- We’re going to brunch
- We’re heading to a farmer’s market
- We’re taking a hike
- We’re strolling through a museum
Quick question: when it comes to first dates, who picks up the tab?
- I do
- They do
- Whoever asked the other person out gets the check
- We split it 50/50
If you had to pick a top first date deal breaker, what would it be? You're totally bailing on this date if they... what?
- Talk about their ex incessantly
- Dress like a slob
- Are rude to servers and the waitstaff
- Are bigoted and/or prejudiced
- Interrupt me when I’m talking
- Are more than 15 minutes late
What's your go-to topic of conversation for a first date?
- What shows we’re watching
- Politics, current events, the news cycle
- Dating. I’d like to figure out if we’re a match right away
- Philosophical, deep hypothetical situations
- Just an extended game of would you rather
- Depends on the person. I don’t really like to plan out conversations
In your opinion, what would need to happen in order for you to consider this a good first date?
- They make me laugh
- They kiss me
- I feel an instant connection
- They say something interesting I’ve never considered before
- We lose track of time
- No one looks at their phone
New date! Time to rock your nighttime looks. It's dark outside, so what are you wearing?
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What kind of nighttime activity do you have planned on this first date? What are you two up to?
- Getting dinner
- Going to the movies
- Hitting up a local bar
- Grabbing some ice cream
- Playing mini golf
- Heading to a concert
Dates are about getting to know the other person. So, what's the most intimate thing you'd be willing to admit on a first date?
- Why my last relationship ended
- How much I’ve Googled them before this date
- A low-stakes embarrassing story from your past
- When and how you lost your virginity
- What your therapists’ opinion is on your love life
- Your history with mental illness.
You'd pretty much propose to your date on the spot if they... what?
- Make you laugh so hard that your abs hurt
- Do something so completely thoughtful and make you feel special
- Bring you flowers
- Have read the same books as you this month
- Say something that inspires you
- Aren’t afraid to get deep
We have to ask! If this date goes really well, how far would you be willing to take it? You know what we mean.
- Oh yeah, I’d have sex with this person, no question
- A little fooling around would be fun
- MAKE OUT WITH THEM!
- A quick kiss, no biggie
- I’d text them as soon as I got home
- I’d go out with them again
Be sure not to stay out too late! Wait, do you care? Depends on your opinion of weekday dates v. weekends. Where do you stand on this issue?
- I only go on dates on the weekends
- I don’t mind going out on a “school night”
- Eh, I don’t care
How do you meet most of your first dates?
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Imagine you're on a first date - and there's no chemistry! No spark. But, your date wants to head to a second location. You're not feeling it at all, though. What do you do?
- Nod and go along with it. Going with them doesn’t mean you have to see them again.
- Go. Maybe it’ll turn into a good story for later on.
- Find an excuse to leave and GO!
- Text your friends “911” and have one of them fake an emergency call that lets you leave guilt free.
Opposite scenario: you really like this person. You know this deep down, but you're only 15 minutes in to the date. How do you handle your feelings in a chill way?
- Give them a compliment
- Make a move, physically (ex: hold their hand)
- Keep it to yourself. You don’t want to come across as desperate or intense
- Ask them if they feel the same way. Screw chill! Who cares?
On a first date, your main priority is finding out if you two are compatible in terms of what?
- Physical attraction
- Spiritual beliefs
- Morals, ethics, and values
- Sense of humor
- Intellectual rapport
- What you both like to do for fun
What's an example of a first date faux pas that you actually don't mind?
- Looking at your phone
- Talking about sex, religion, and poiltics
- Explicitly stating how you feel about marriage and when you’d like to start a family
- Dressing “too sexy”
- Dressing “too casual”
- Drinking too much or getting otherwise inebriated
Now! Human sexuality is fluid, but if you had to pick a gender for your soulmate, what would it be?
- Gimme a man!
- I’d like a woman, please.
- Whatever. Surprise me!
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