How Long Would YOU Survive In the Middle Ages?

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Would you consider yourself a religious person?

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No, I’m an Atheist.
Yes, but I don’t take it very seriously.
Yes, and I take religious teachings very seriously.

2

Oh no, you're being chased by a horde of bandits! What do you do?

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Draw my sword! Don’t they know who they’re dealing with?
Start babbling like an idiot and hitting myself in the face, hoping they think I’m possessed and leave me alone!
Give them all my possessions, and pray I make it out alive…

3

Do you believe in magic?

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No, magic is fake.
Yeah, magic is awesome!

4

The Queen will allow you to pick one piece from her collection; which jewel do you choose?

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5

You have a choice between being burned at the stake or 14 hours of hard labor a day. Which do you pick?

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Let’s have a barbecue!
I enjoy a good day’s labor. Chain me up and hand me a shovel!

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You see the tax collector on his way to your door, but you don’t have enough to pay him! What do you do?

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I pray for his mercy.
I answer the door, kill the tax collector, and bury the body out back. Problem solved!
I make up an excuse and hope it works…

7

What would you rather do with your minimal free time?

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Jousting.
Needlework.

8

Which mythical creature would you like as a pet?

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A unicorn
A griffin

9

Your best friend has taken a religious vow, but they're rethinking it and want to get married instead. What do you do?

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Inform any potential suitors that they are not eligible.
As soon as they leave the room, inform their religious order of their betrayal.
Remind them of their religious duty.
Support them in any way they want you to.

10

What do you think an ideal society is?

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A monarchy and the Church ruling everyone, of course.
Free market Capitalism — you need to look out for yourself, and no one else!
Democracy, where all human beings are free.

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The King has “requested” an audience with you. How do you react?

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Go to the palace, of course. I live to serve my King.
Pack my things and RUN.
Go to the palace, but bring a knife hidden on my person. You never know…

12

Can you ride a horse?

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Of course I can!
No way.

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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Would you consider yourself a religious person?

Oh no, you're being chased by a horde of bandits! What do you do?

Do you believe in magic?

The Queen will allow you to pick one piece from her collection; which jewel do you choose?

You have a choice between being burned at the stake or 14 hours of hard labor a day. Which do you pick?

You see the tax collector on his way to your door, but you don’t have enough to pay him! What do you do?

What would you rather do with your minimal free time?

Which mythical creature would you like as a pet?

Your best friend has taken a religious vow, but they're rethinking it and want to get married instead. What do you do?

What do you think an ideal society is?

The King has “requested” an audience with you. How do you react?

Can you ride a horse?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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