Answer These Ethics Questions to Find Out Which ‘The Good Place’ Character You Are
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The Good Place is all about ethics and the choices that we make while we’re on this planet. How do your choices today affect what happens after you die? What makes someone good or not? How do we become good or evil?
It’s not a surprise then that the best way possible to determine how you’d Show More
The Good Place is all about ethics and the choices that we make while we’re on this planet. How do your choices today affect what happens after you die? What makes someone good or not? How do we become good or evil?
It’s not a surprise then that the best way possible to determine how you’d fit into The Good Place is to ask you some questions about ethics. Are you a good person? Would you lie if someone’s life depended on it? Have you ever thrown a Molotov cocktail (yes, this is a Jason exclusive question)?
We’re going to dive deep into your ethical choices and find out which of our friends from The Good Place you match with the best. Are you good but for the wrong reasons? Deeply conflicted, but good intentioned? Self-absorbed but surprisingly kind? Or just really, really stupid? Take the quiz and find out where you fall in the ethical world of The Good Place.
Let's start with a classic: the trolley problem. Let's say you're on a trolley going down a track. It's about to hit five people. However if you pull a lever it will change tracks and only hit one person. Do you pull the lever?
- Yes
- No
Your best friend gets a pair of boots that are HIDEOUS. He's so excited about them and asks if you like them. What do you tell him?
- Oh, I tell him. I 100% tell him and never let him forget.
- Naw man, if he loves those boots then I love those boots.
- I lie but I feel awful about it.
- I don’t TELL them, but they would know. It’s subtle so I don’t hurt their feelings.
- I’d ask them if they truly want honesty and respond in accordance.
You're out with friends and it's time to pick a designated driver. How do you suggest making the choice?
- I write everyone’s name on a piece of paper and draw one. But psych! I don’t include my own name.
- I offer to do it so no one has to worry.
- We don’t really do a DD.
- Oh, I just call a car.
- I’ll do it. I don’t like drinking anyway.
Your friend asks you to watch their dog while they go to a family funeral, but you score Rihanna tickets on the radio. Do you ditch the dog for Ri Ri or give up your tickets because you have a responsibility?
- Oh, I definitely ditch the dog.
- I pay someone else to fill in for me.
- I stay and fulfill my obligation.
- I’d rather stay with the dog!
You're raising money for charity and your auction isn't going well. You know that you could call in your famous, perfect older sister to auction off her art and earn a TON more, but you don't want her to overshadow you. What do you do?
- I know it’s better for everyone to let my sister in. No reason not to, it’s not about me is it?
- Oh, there’s no WAY I’m going to let that ashhole overshadow me.
- I’d let her sell her art but only so I didn’t look like a failure.
- If I know I have to do something big, then I do something big, I don’t let another person do it.
You're running a 20 person dance crew and you have a lot of people who have conflicts with practice. Do you create a strict "if you're late you're out" policy, or find ways to work around schedules?
- I know that people have a lot of stuff happening. If there’s a problem I talk through it with the person who can’t make practices.
- There is no way I am doing that much work if other people aren’t invested. I’m out.
- The rules have to be fair for everyone, so I create a policy that specifically lays out when people could skip and when they couldn’t.
- I need my crew to be on point, so if someone has a problem I will find a way to solve it for them, whatever it takes
- I’ll support my friends no matter what.
It's someone's birthday in the office! Do you chip in and help buy them a cake?
- Of course!
- I go one better: I buy the whole cake.
- Nope, but I do buy myself cake.
Your friend gets into trouble and calls asking you to pick them up from the police station. What do you do?
- Oh I’m there immediately. Trying to break them out.
- I am probably in jail with them.
- Well if I bail them out they might do the bad thing again, but if I leave them there am I being a bad friend? I just don’t know.
- Rules are there for a reason. I don’t go help.
- I quietly bail them out, but make sure my name doesn’t get associated with what happened.
Do you call your mom regularly?
- Of course, I do!
- No, I don’t really talk to my mom much.
- I call her often, but sometimes I wish she would call me.
- Naw, our relationship is way more chill than that.
- I’ve figured out the exact right number of times to call my mother, and it’s twice a week.
Let's say you have a very good friend who's always better than you at everything. You happen to run into her at the launch of your book, and somehow she steals the spotlight. How do you respond?
- I don’t really like the spotlight anyway, that’s fine.
- It’s almost impossible to steal the spotlight from me, I’m incredibly extra.
- I’ll stew silently and get angry.
- I’m confronting this bench immediately.
A friend asks you to go vegan with them, showing you an article they found online. What do you do?
- I’d weigh the ethical choices and decide that they’re probably correct, that’s what I should do.
- No forking way
- If they’re going to do it, then I’ll do it too.
- Honestly, I’m not even 100% sure what vegan is but I don’t like the sound of it.
- I could definitely do that!
Your favorite local coffee shop gets busted for harassing women. Do you stop going there?
- Everyone is awful, I can’t boycott everything.
- Oh absolutely, but I also should probably be boycotting coffee as a whole, it’s pretty awful.
- I start a campaign to stop people from going there.
- I’ve definitely heard that’s the right thing to do, so I’m up for it.
- Naw, everyone makes mistakes.
Would you ever steal?
- Yes but only if I really, really wanted it.
- Yeah that sounds cool.
- Absolutely not, that’s beneath me.
- I mean I could imagine a scenario in which the positives of stealing would outweigh the negatives but I still really don’t think it’s a good idea.
- No way. Stealing is illegal.
Ok, another classic: Nazis come to your door and ask you if you're hiding any Jewish people. Now as luck would have it you are hiding some in your home, hoping to get them to safety. Do you lie to them or not?
- I am not telling Nazis anything! Let’s smuggle some people out of Germany.
- I pay off those Nazis. I’m willing to give up a lot of money to keep people safe.
- I feel really bad about lying, even if I know it puts people in danger…
- I have no qualms about lying under significantly less intense circumstances.
You're at a bar and you get a littttle too tipsy. Which of these not so great choices are you likely to make?
- Going home with the bartender, then ditching him before he wakes up.
- Somehow ending up in a bizarre series of hijinks that end with me throwing a Molotov cocktail at a speedboat.
- Telling everyone who can listen how much .I hate my family.
- I don’t really get drunk, so this is fine.
- Annoying absolutely everyone who speaks to me by droning on about moral philosophy.
You get picked as captain for playing softball in school and you have to choose your team. How do you make your selections so that no one feels left out?
- I take so long picking that I irritate everyone.
- I make it 100% random.
- I choose those who need it the most first.
- Oh, I only pick the people who will win, screw feelings.
- I try to pick everyone, but apparently that doesn’t work.
You want to impress your parents! What do you do?
- I try to follow their rules absolutely perfectly.
- I blow something up.
- I ditch them. I’m better off without them.
- I try to be kind and loving to them.
If you've got bad anxiety how do you soothe it?
- I get a headache and curl up into the fetal position.
- I distract myself with fun.
- I don’t know what anxiety is
- I try to fix something.
- I analyze it.
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