Just How Awful Are You?
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All of us have some less than perfect qualities. Maybe you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube, or perhaps you’re just the kind of person who turns every interaction into a passive aggression battle. But some of us have more of these, ahem, awful qualities than others.
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All of us have some less than perfect qualities. Maybe you squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube, or perhaps you’re just the kind of person who turns every interaction into a passive aggression battle. But some of us have more of these, ahem, awful qualities than others.
Deep down you probably know where you fall. You see all the dark and dirty deeds you do when no one else is watching. Well, we’re about to expose all those nasty little habits that you think you’re keeping secret.
Are you unintentionally and constantly doing a hundred tiny things that drive others to the edge? Are your supposedly innocent habits actually the total worst? Is your awful behavior buried so deep that it’s secret even from you?
Never fear. We won’t leave you guessing whether or not you’re actually that jerk in the office that everyone hates.
We’re going to find out just how awful you are.
Do you ever clip your toenails when someone else is in the room?
- No way. That noise is so annoying.
- Only when there’s absolutely nowhere else to go.
- I have a few times, but I don’t make a practice of it.
- Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Have you ever ghosted someone?
- Yes
- I mean, ghosted is a strong word, but I’ve definitely provided less closure than I should have.
- Of course not! If I don’t want to see someone anymore, I talk to them in person and let them down easy.
Let's say you're going out for drinks with your friends. How often are you the DD?
- My friends and I usually rotate or split an Uber.
- DD sucks. I’m almost never DD.
- I don’t love being DD, but if it means my friends getting home safe, I’ll always stay sober.
Have you ever touched a pregnant woman's stomach without asking her, or being married to her?
- Yes
- No
You're at work and you see your coworker waltz in two hours late. TWO HOURS. What do you do?
- Check in with them and see if everything’s OK. What if they got in a car accident or something?
- Tell the boss.
- Watch and see if the boss gets mad. If not, I might not make it in exactly on time every day in the future…
- Eh, ignore it. Not my business.
Let's say your kid comes home with a bad grade on a test and you just know they didn't deserve it. How would you handle the situation?
- I immediately call the school. This is completely unacceptable and I WILL get it fixed. I’m going over the teacher’s head and straight to the principal.
- I call the teacher. Maybe there’s something we can do.
- I give my kid some ice cream to help them feel better.
- I remind my kid that grades aren’t everything, but at the next conference, I talk to the teacher to get a better understanding of what’s going on.
It's important to vent sometimes. But it's also possible to go overboard. How often do you blow off steam to your friends/coworkers/people on the street?
- Basically every day. I swear the world is out to get me.
- I’d say about average. I have a bitch sesh a couple times a month with my friends.
- Not too often, although when I do, it’s usually a doozy.
- I’m careful to talk about problems when they come up, but I don’t vent to the same people over and over, and I make sure we go back and forth to support each other.
You need to communicate to your housemate that you've got a problem with their dirty dishes. How do you handle it?
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Have you ever had a vanity license plate?
- Yes
- No
Mmm, perfumes, scented lotions. All so nice. What does your typical scent profile look like?
- I LOVE my perfume. I always put on a lot.
- I don’t wear perfumes and scents because I know the smell irritates a lot of people.
- There are a few scents that I really like, but I don’t go out of my way. Just a nice body wash or something.
- Just Axe body spray.
Your friend comes to you with a serious issue. They tell you all about it. How do you reply?
- “I’m so sorry. That is awful. Is there anything I can do to help?”
- “You think that’s bad…”
- “The same thing happened to me!”
- “Have you tried…?”
Your spouse is being really obnoxious and you're hurt. What do you do?
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- I loved it!
- It was pretty okay.
- Not great…
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