We Know Who You Really Are Based On Your Belly Button

Nothing on the human body is quite as mysterious as the navel.

Forged from the ashes of live birth, the umbilical cord connecting mother to child is cast aside, leaving only a small reminder of our time in the womb: the belly button. Whether you have an inny or an outie, this relic of your fetal Show More

Nothing on the human body is quite as mysterious as the navel.

Forged from the ashes of live birth, the umbilical cord connecting mother to child is cast aside, leaving only a small reminder of our time in the womb: the belly button. Whether you have an inny or an outie, this relic of your fetal state defines your personality and is a strong indicator of who you will grow up to be.

Without a belly button, we would never be able to sip at the nectar of the uterus. We would not be the mammals we know ourselves to be. Our early years would be more akin to the common reptile or snake, hatched from eggs, unmoored.

Thank goodness for belly buttons! This indelible imprint on our tummies is the nucleus for our gut instincts. When you are wholly consumed by intuition, blinded by nature and a primordial decision-making process, we have our belly buttons to thank (or blame?)

So what does your belly button say about you? There are many styles, shapes, and designs, and what you discover from taking this quiz just might surprise you. After completing the questionnaire you will come away with a deep and profound understanding of your purpose in the universe, and how you fit in. So take a glance down to your midriff and get acquainted!

Share your results, and don’t forget to take a friend whose buttons you love to push!

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Look down at your belly button and tell us what you see.

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  • Innie
  • Outie
  • Small slip
  • Wide button
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What did you get? Let us know in the comments!