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If you’re a functioning adult in modern society, you probably have a job, and we all know what jobs mean, right? Full benefits and an equitable, fair minimum wage for all? Well, not for everybody. But, everybody certainly commutes to work. Also, if you’re a functioning adult in modern society, you hShow More
If you’re a functioning adult in modern society, you probably have a job, and we all know what jobs mean, right? Full benefits and an equitable, fair minimum wage for all? Well, not for everybody. But, everybody certainly commutes to work. Also, if you’re a functioning adult in modern society, you have thoughts, feelings, emotions, and impulses. Frequently, these two elements get together and get us into a thing called Trouble. “But, wait! We’re full grown adults! You’re gonna ground me? YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!” you’d cry, and to be fair, you’re totally right. But did you forget that law enforcement exist and the police are literally everywhere?
You probably got a ticket for something in your life and we bet we can guess what for. So, grab yourself some coffee, successfully commute to work via these twelve questions without going off on your co-worker who insists on hitting reply all every damn time, and we can deduce what you got into trouble for with the law. So take this quiz! It’s the law! (Not really, but it’s fun.)
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To determine anything else, we obviously need to know this. So, how exactly do you commute to work anyway?
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Car: taxis, ride share services, or driving yourself
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Public transportation
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Biking
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Walking
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From getting out of bed to walking out the door, how long does it take you to get ready for work?
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Less than 10 minutes
Between 10 and 30 minutes
Between 30 and 45 minutes
Almost an hour
A few hours
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Speaking of getting out of bed, what time do you wake up to get to work on time?
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Between 4AM and 5AM
Around 6AM
Around 7AM
Around 8AM
Around 9AM
I get up when I want to in the morning. I work at night!
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It sets the tone for the whole day: what do you listen to in order to pass the time while you commute to work?
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My own music
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Podcasts
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Audiobooks
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Whatever's on the radio
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Would you ever or have you ever considered carpooling as a method of commuting?
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Yes, it’s a great idea and a good way to socialize with your coworkers!
No, I like my personal space and to move at my own pace.
Public transportation is the unholy carpool situation that I did not ask for.
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It was all going to smooth this morning until... dun dun dun! You're officially running super duper late to work. What do you do?
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Text your boss and let them know what’s up
Find another route or method to get to work quicker
Invent an excuse about why you’re late so no one gets mad
Pick up treats on your way so everybody forgets you were late in the first place
Take the hit, then stay late to catch up on any work you missed
Bail! Turn around, call in sick, offer to work remotely but then don’t work remotely.
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What's the one thing about your commute that absolutely drives you bonkers and makes your blood boil?
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Slow walkers, especially if they're looking at their phones
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The train is always running late!
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TRAFFIC
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It's too damn early
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Let's make the most out of this transportation situation. Pick something productive to do on your way to work!
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Schedule or dial-in to a conference call
Send a few e-mails
Task up your to-do list
Get in a good headspace by meditating
Drink coffee so I’m not an unbearable monster when I get to work.
Pass. I’m showing up and that’s enough.
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On a scale from "chill" to "hope this doesn't get used against me in the court of law," how would you rate your road rage?
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It’s off the charts bad
I mean, it’s there. Who doesn’t have road rage?
I mutter passive aggressive put downs to myself, so no harm no foul!
I keep my rage inside my head and keep my cool
Other people’s behavior is out of my hands, so why get worked up?
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and you're going to eat yours on the way to work. Put something in your mouth.
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Granola bar
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Coffee only
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Donuts
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Fresh fruit
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Not all commutes are created equally. Which direction sucks the most to travel?
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Heading to work
Going home
They suck equally
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Today you work remotely! Amazing! What's the perk you're most looking forward to having zero commute to deal with?
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Not spending time looking presentable
Using the time I would’ve spent commuting to do work
Cooking lunch in my own kitchen
Working from my couch or bed if I want to
Snuggling my pets!
My job is location-based so this is impossible for me to fathom
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