Can We Guess Your College Major?

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A friendly witch has granted you the ability to instantaneously master one instrument! What will you pick?

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Guitar.
Saxophone.
Trumpet.
Marimba.
Drums.
Piano.
Violin.
Whatever Skrillex does — that’s what I want to learn!

2

Do you make as much money as you need?

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HA HA HA. No, no I don’t.
I don’t really care about money.
I do okay, but I could really use a raise.
I’m getting by, I guess.
I make good money.
I have money, but I really need more. Like, a lot more.
I’m pretty happy with my money situation.
I want all of the money, please give it to me!

3

It's your Sophomore year of college, and you've got a stupid, early class you just can't miss. What do you make yourself for breakfast to gear up for the long morning?

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Just some cereal and berries.
Blueberry pancakes, yum.
A mushroom omelette.
Scrambled eggs on toast.

4

What's your zodiac sign?

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Aries.
Taurus.
Gemini.
Cancer.
Leo.
Virgo.
Libra.
Scorpio.
Sagittarius.
Capricorn.
Aquarius.
Pisces.

5

What did you like most about college?

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The parties!
Living in a dorm
The awesome classes
Living with my best friends

6

What super-glamorous job would you love to have?

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Flight attendant.
Dancer.
Catwalk model.
Singer.
Private investigator.
Fashion designer.
Actress.
Travel writer.
Hotelier.

7

How often do you swear?

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Pretty much never.
Very rarely.
Only when I’m completely furious.
Only when I’m ah, in flagrante, if you know what I mean.
I suppose it depends on who I’m with.
Actually, I’m not quite sure.
I swear all the f$*%ing time.
A lot, but I know how to control myself.
Never around children.

8

What drives you absolutely nuts?

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A bad attitude!
Being competitive.
Over analysis.
Gossiping.
Know-it-alls.
Liars.
Being late.
Stupidity.
Name dropping.

9

We all know that cheese is the greatest, most versatile food on earth. What's the best way to eat it?

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On pizza, duh
Macaroni and cheese, YUM
As cheesecake
All by itself

10

The weekend is FINALLY here, and you room-mate scored you some awesome, totally real-looking fake IDs! What kind of shots are you gonna throw back with your new-found freedom?

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Rum
Bailey's
Tequila
Apple sours

11

What quality do you find completely overrated?

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Discretion
Piety
Kindness
Chastity
Patience
Selflessness
Charity
Courtesy
Diligence

12

Your philosophy professor asks you to sum up the meaning of life in one sentence. What do you write?

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To explore.
To make others happy.
To improve.
To learn.
To achieve.
To live it to the fullest.
To do good.
To understand yourself.
There isn’t one.

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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A friendly witch has granted you the ability to instantaneously master one instrument! What will you pick?

Do you make as much money as you need?

It's your Sophomore year of college, and you've got a stupid, early class you just can't miss. What do you make yourself for breakfast to gear up for the long morning?

What's your zodiac sign?

What did you like most about college?

What super-glamorous job would you love to have?

How often do you swear?

What drives you absolutely nuts?

We all know that cheese is the greatest, most versatile food on earth. What's the best way to eat it?

The weekend is FINALLY here, and you room-mate scored you some awesome, totally real-looking fake IDs! What kind of shots are you gonna throw back with your new-found freedom?

What quality do you find completely overrated?

Your philosophy professor asks you to sum up the meaning of life in one sentence. What do you write?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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