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MAMMA MIA – THAT’S A SPICY COMEBACK!
This quiz is a whirlwind journey through the many insults, jeers, and criticisms you deal with on a daily basis. While most of us just grit our teeth and press on, sometimes enough is enough! Standing your ground with a solid comeback is an important skill in Show More
MAMMA MIA – THAT’S A SPICY COMEBACK!
This quiz is a whirlwind journey through the many insults, jeers, and criticisms you deal with on a daily basis. While most of us just grit our teeth and press on, sometimes enough is enough! Standing your ground with a solid comeback is an important skill in life. Otherwise, you’ll just get walked over all the time.
But how do you compose your comebacks? Are you blunt? Witty? Just plain mean? Your answers will help us determine which HOT SPICY PEPPER you are! Many varieties of peppers exist, each with its own signature spicy bite. So how do you measure up to the capsaicin kings? Pour yourself a tall glass of milk and take this quiz to find out!
Whether mild, medium or spicy, the results will surely shock you! If you have a comeback of your own, fire it off in the comments!
First things first: how spicy do you like it?
- Mild
- Medium
- Spicy
- EXTRA SPICY, BABY!
Craig, the handsome baker, will not you have one of his Almond Croissants because he thinks you're too tubby. What do you say?
- Wow, that really hurts my feelings.
- I wouldn’t eat one of your croissants if you paid me.
- I’m going to leave a really bad yelp review.
- Your croissants taste like construction paper.
- This bakery smells like the inside of a sewer.
A crossing guard says, "Do you need help walking?" Ahem?
- No, I think I’ve got it from here.
- Aren’t you a little too old to be a boy scout?
- Isn’t it time for bingo, grandpa?
- No, but maybe you could give me directions so I never see you again.
The UPS guy delivers you a package addressed to "Stupid." Excuse me?
- I think this was meant for your house.
- This must be for the neighbors.
- This must be for my husband.
- Hey, I didn’t order it, but I’ll take it!
The bartender thinks your ordered a Shirley Temple. What do you say?
- I’m glad you think I look so young!
- Does it have Vodka in it or do I need to reach behind the bar and grab it myself?
- This is exactly what I would order if I looked as dumb as you.
- Dump the drink. Leave me the cherry.
The Judge says, "How do you plead?" Your answer?
- Innocent!
- Not guilty
- Guilty as charged
- Guilty, but I can explain…
- I was supposed to be in court today?
Easy question. Pick your favorite color!
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This guy is about to take a free-throw. How are you gonna psyche him out?
- BRIIIIIICK!
- You can do it!
- GET OFF THE COURT YOU LOUSY EXCUSE FOR A BASKETBALL PLAYER!
- Booooo….
The ride attendant thinks you're too short to ride this coaster. What do you say?
- Get lost, carnie!
- I’m taller than you, pal!
- Okay…I guess I’ll ride the Ferris Wheel
- You must be this smart to talk to me and it looks like you aren’t.
A cowboy tries to rope you, thinking you are a cow. How do you respond?
- I guess I should go on a diet.
- Next time, a little bit to the left, please?
- I guess this is how the West was Won.
- If you want to milk me, just ask.
This salsa is hot, so you better order a drink to help wash it down. What'll it be?
- Milk
- Water
- Soda
- Beer
- Bloody Mary
People are giving you a hard time today, so it's time for a snack. Order one!
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This guy starts wiping down your windshield because "it's filthy." How do you defend your car?
- Oh, no! I’m so embarrassed…
- Are you talking about my car or your apron?
- Get that thing away from my car!
- I think you’ve been drinking too much turtle wax.
The Fire Department is outside of your house in anticipation of you cooking dinner. Ahem?!
- Okay…it was ONE Thanksgiving…
- Did you boys run out of food at the firehouse?
- If you want some fire, try my chili!
- Please take off your fire-resistant boots before coming inside. I just cleaned.
This little brat is making faces at you. What do you tell his parents?
- Your son is being very rude!
- Your son is…special.
- Did you tell your son to act this way or did he just learn from example?
- I think it’s time to change his diaper.
This jerk asks if you know which ball is the "8-ball." Your response?
- The black one?
- Yeah. The one with the 8 on it.
- I don’t know, how about I throw them all at you and you tell me which one it is?
Your supervisor asks if you wrote this "unintelligible" report. Excuse me?
- No, I’m the only one working here with a functioning brain.
- If I wrote this, then you can fire me right now.
- Doesn’t look like me, but who knows! I’m asleep here most of the time.
- I think you have me confused with someone who cares about this company.
Thanks for taking this quiz! You've won a bottle of hot sauce for the road. Which do you choose?
- Tapatio
- Tabasco
- Habanero
- Cholula
- Can I just have ketchup?
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