It’s Always 1994 In Your Heart, So Let’s Stick With The Classics. Which Old School Roseanne Character Are You?
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Back in the 90’s, Roseanne was a revolutionary TV show that tackled big issues in an artful way. And now it’s back! Have you watched the reboot?! If you haven’t, the Conner family is back on television – including both Beckys! What?! If you watched Roseanne during its original run, there’s no denyinShow More
Back in the 90’s, Roseanne was a revolutionary TV show that tackled big issues in an artful way. And now it’s back! Have you watched the reboot?! If you haven’t, the Conner family is back on television – including both Beckys! What?! If you watched Roseanne during its original run, there’s no denying that no matter how you feel now, when that circular kitchen table shot rolls and that saxophone solo hits, it may as well be 1996 in your heart. Who didn’t love Roseanne back in the day?
Regardless of who these actors or characters have become in the 2000’s and beyond, let’s only think about the classic characters of Roseanne, shall we? You know, the ones you hold close to your heart. So, are you a Dan or Darlene? Roseanne or Jackie? And what was their son’s name? Oh, you’ll find out eventually. Just answer these 12 simple questions and we’ll perfectly match you with a classic Roseanne character.
The original run of Roseanne was undeniably great. Which other 90's sitcom would you always find time to watch, no matter what?
- Seinfeld
- Home Improvement
- Friends
- Family Matters
- Full House
- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The newspaper just got delivered to your house. What section do you read first?
- Current events
- Local news
- Sports
- Arts and culture
- Just the comics and crossword puzzle
- Who reads printed newspapers anymore?
Growing up, what did your family look like? How many siblings did you have?
- Just one
- I had multiple siblings
- I was an only child
If you had it your way, what would you eat for dinner tonight?
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Yummy! Now you should wash it down with something, but what? What do you want to drink with dinner?
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Now let's play a board game! Pick your favorite game to play.
- Chess
- Sorry
- Life
- Pictionary
- Clue
- Jenga
You love this holiday so much you look forward to it every year. It's basically the center of your calendar. What is it?
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Your friends are having a few people over for a low-key potluck. They're grilling (yay!). What do you bring to this party?
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In your opinion, what's the best thing about you? Pick what closest matches your most desirable quality.
- Sense of humor
- Laid back attitude
- Charming personality
- Sincerity and earnestness
- Ability to go with the flow
- Good looks
You find yourself at the airport with a packed suitcase and a plane ticket. Guess you're going on vacation! Where are you going?
- Italy
- Sri Lanka
- Bermuda
- Mexico
- Russia
- Why would I need to travel? Right here is just fine.
What is something that other people do that makes your blood boil? You absolutely hate it when people...
- Complain about “the patriarchy.” Whatever that is.
- Defend guns and the second amendment instead of advocating for sensible gun laws.
- Second guess my abilities.
- Forget all about me.
I think we all knew this question was coming, so let's just answer it. Who did you vote for in the 2016 presidential election?
- Donald Trump
- Hillary Clinton
- Jill Stein or Gary Johnson. I don’t want to talk about it.
- I didn’t vote.
Last question - how would you rate this quiz?
- I loved it!
- It was pretty okay.
- Not great…
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