Keep It Clean and We’ll Guess How Dirty You Can Get! Based on How You Clean Your House, We Can Accurately Guess What Your Grossest Habit Is

Here’s the secret to being a human being: everyone’s actually a gross trash monster with several deal-breaker worthy habits they purposely keep under wraps and hidden from everyone they know. What does everyone do exactly? Well, no two people are the same, but we’re pretty sure we can deduce what your disgusting guilty pleasure is based on how everyone best keeps up appearances: cleaning your house. Yes, even if you’re a total neat freak – surprise! – you’re actually gross.

If you’ve ever been to someone’s house for a party, you have to know their house isn’t normally that clean. You know this because every time someone texts you that they’re “just going to stop by” you have a small panic attack and wipe up-sweep up-shove under couches and rugs everything you don’t want this person to see. So, what do you not want the world to see? You tell us! Take this quiz and then tell us what you get in the comments.