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As you know, your choice in cheese can say a lot about you. We are asking you to design a cheese plate, and from your selections, we will be able to guess your age and height. Do you prefer soft or hard cheeses? Funky blues or creamy bries? Or maybe you like a little variety on your cheese plate. AnShow More
As you know, your choice in cheese can say a lot about you. We are asking you to design a cheese plate, and from your selections, we will be able to guess your age and height. Do you prefer soft or hard cheeses? Funky blues or creamy bries? Or maybe you like a little variety on your cheese plate. And of course, cheese is far from the only element of a successful cheese plates. Where do you stand on cured meats? Olives? Dried fruit and nuts? Fresh fruit if you’re feeling freaky? How about honey or jams? And what do you use as a vessel for your cheese consumption? Do you prefer crusty bread or crunchy crackers? Your selections will reveal a lot about you. Are you young and vibrant like burrata or aged and shriveled like dried fruit? This quiz will ask you all about cheese, and then we’ll reveal something about you!
First off, which vessel will you use to eat your cheese?
- Crusty bread or crackers
- Cheese doesn’t need a vessel. …I’m just going to eat the cheese.
- Meat of some sort!
Which platter would you like to use as the foundation of your cheese plate?
Which soft cheese is your absolute favorite?
- Brie
- Camembert
- Muenster
- Epoisses
- Mozzarella
- Boursin
Which firm cheese do you prefer?
- Manchego
- Romano
- Gruyere
- Jarlsberg
- Emmental
- Raclette
How do you feel about goat cheese?
- Give me that chevre, please!
- I’ve never been a fan.
Whether or not your want meat on your cheese plate, pick the one that looks the most appetizing.
Now for something spreadable. What do you want to smear all over some crostini?
- Honeycomb
- Dijonnaise
- Apricot Chutney
- PĂ¢tĂ©
- Caramelized Onion Jam
- Cherry Preserves
Let’s get funky. Which blue cheese is your favorite?
- Stilton
- Roquefort
- Shropshire Blue
- Dolcelatte
- Gorgonzola
- Danish Blue
One type of meat just isn’t enough. Pick another.
- Coppa
- Serrano Ham
- Sopressata
- Pork Belly
- Boudin
- Saucisson
Let’s add something pickled to the plate. Choose your favorite.
Would you rather have dried fruit or nuts to go with your cheese?
- Dried fruit. I love the sweet and tart notes.
- Nuts. I need a little crunch.
Choose one more cheese to finish off your plate.
- Gouda
- Monterey Jack
- Extra Sharp Cheddar
- Comte
- Fontina
- Taleggio
Last question - how would you rate this quiz?
- I loved it!
- It was pretty okay.
- Not great…
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