Die of Embarrassment 12 Different Ways And We’ll Predict When You’ll Actually Die
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Nothing says “fun internet quiz” like talking about death! Yeah, we’re going there. The end result is going to be revealing when you’re going to actually die. All death is sad, whether it happens tomorrow or in 100 years or anywhere in between.
Now – that being said – you’ve hypothetically wishedShow More
Nothing says “fun internet quiz” like talking about death! Yeah, we’re going there. The end result is going to be revealing when you’re going to actually die. All death is sad, whether it happens tomorrow or in 100 years or anywhere in between.
Now – that being said – you’ve hypothetically wished for death or jokingly said you were dying more times than you can remember to count. It’s a fun half-joke we all throw out there. It happens most frequently when you’re embarrassed. You’d rather die than have to endure sitting in that moment for one second longer. Is it possible to die of embarrassment? We don’t know, we’re not scientists, but we’re going to kill you slowly with these extra embarrassing situations.
Survive these 12 questions and find out when you’ll actually die – not from embarrassment! Maybe from a shark attack or peacefully in your sleep one day. Who knows? We do, actually. Now, you should, too!
Sex! Really fun, but super funny if you stop to think about it. Now, imagine the most embarrassing thing that could possibly happen to you during sex. What is it?
- Falling off the bed
- Getting a cramp or getting stuck in a certain um, position.
- Farting
- Falling asleep during
- Saying something completely mortifying because you got caught up in the moment
We've all made a social faux pas or two. Or seven thousand! Which one of these makes you want to run away and hide?
- Reintroducing yourself to someone you’ve already met before
- Being overdressed
- Being underdressed
- Being late
- Bringing up a taboo topic completely by accident
- AWKWARD SILENCES
Careful! You're about to slip and fall! Or run into something! Pick the absolute worst way to wipe out.
- Falling up the stairs
- Falling down stairs
- Tripping over my own two feet
- Running into a glass door
- Running into a pole
Guests can be terrifying. Only because having people over means they can uncover/discover/find things you'd prefer to keep hidden. You would hate it if someone found... what?
- A giant pile of dust bunnies under the bed
- That I forgot to flush the toilet
- My internet search history
- My drawer of sex toys and/or condoms
- Moldy food in the refrigerator
Time for a throwback! What was the most embarrassing thing to happen to you during high school gym class?
- Trying to do a sport and winding up getting a wedgie
- Getting hit in the face with a ball
- Almost passing out from any kind of athletic activity
- Farting while doing sit-ups
- Being picked last for a team
- Going too hard and spraining an ankle or jamming a finger
Your car isn't the private safe haven you think it is. People can see you. Windows are a thing. It would be most embarrassing if someone caught you doing what in your car?
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Sometimes you get embarrassed retroactively. You would hate it if you found [fill in the blank] on your person because it was probably there all day.
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Work is the place you're supposed to be put together and professional. Except when you're not. What's the most embarrassing thing that could happen to you at work?
- Your headphones getting unplugged and everyone hearing the cheesy music you’re listening to
- Pooping in a public bathroom and your co-worker walks in
- Accidentally looping in the whole office on a personal e-mail
- Getting caught stealing other people’s lunches
- Farting during a quiet moment in a meeting
First dates are inherently embarrassing/the worst. But, in your opinion, what's the most embarrassing/worst thing that could ever happen on a first date?
- They say you look like one of their parents… and they like that about you
- You actually, genuinely, truly forgot your wallet
- They start crying about their ex
- One of you has an allergic reaction to something at dinner
- They confess their undying love for you
The people who've known you the longest have the most dirt on you. What's the super embarrassing story your grandma looooves to tell about you?
- That time you pooped yourself several years after being potty trained
- When you cried and screamed because a clown was at your birthday party
- Any story involving any detail about my imaginary friend
- When you had a full blown crush on a cartoon character and told everyone you were going to marry them
Embarrassing things happen to us every day. Most of them are misunderstandings. What's the most mortifying misunderstanding you could ever imagine?
- (Verbally) assuming someone is pregnant when they’re really not
- Assuming someone is still coupled up when they just broke up
- Completely bungling someone’s gender pronouns
- Asking how somebody is not knowing that they’ve passed
- Calling someone by the wrong name
Ugh, let's put the nail in the coffin. What's the one most embarrassing thing that may just make you enter the witness protection program?
- Stalking somebody on Instagram and accidentally liking one of their photos from years and years ago.
- When the argument you’re winning in your head accidentally leaves your mouth… because you’re now talking out loud to yourself.
- Someone seeing all my discarded selfie attempts
- Accidentally texting the person you’re trash talking because you were just talking about them
- Sitting on a chair and having it break right under you
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