Are You Actually Catty?
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Do you relish in a good, messy breakup? Do you positively delight in the misfortune of others? Is schadenfreude a way of life, not just an unpronounceable German word? Then sweetie, you might just be catty.
But how catty? Retract those claws, take our quiz, and find out!Once you answer all the quShow More
Do you relish in a good, messy breakup? Do you positively delight in the misfortune of others? Is schadenfreude a way of life, not just an unpronounceable German word? Then sweetie, you might just be catty.
But how catty? Retract those claws, take our quiz, and find out!Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below each question. All answer options will load for you once you reach them. For best results, answer the questions in a row. Once you know your results, don’t forget to check the rest of the fun quizzes we’ve prepared for you. Good luck!
You and your bestie are out shopping for new jeans; she tries on a pair and asks, "does this make my butt look big?" They wouldn't be your first choice — what do you say?
- “Relative to what?”
- “No, you look great!”
- “Not like, rhino big…”
- “Believe me, the world never has a problem seeing your butt!”
You walk into the supply closet at work and two of your colleagues are already in there. You notice they both look a bit disheveled and flustered. Do you...
- Think absolutely nothing of it — they probably got stressed trying to find the staplers. There are never enough!
- Notice they seem a bit weird, but keep it to myself and wonder about it all day.
- Assume they’re having a torrid affair and vow to launch a full investigation.
- Message your work besties, “OMG, you’ll NEVER guess what I just saw!”
Uh oh, it looks like your worst (best?) frenemy just got dumped by their totally hot significant other. You say...
- “Oh my god, are you okay?!”
- “Huh. That lasted longer than I thought it would.”
- “How did this happen? Oh wait — it’s you. That explains a lot…”
- “So…you won’t get mad if I ask them out, right?”
You're in the bathroom at work when you noticed some rather...unpleasant smells coming from a stall that was just exited by your embarrassed looking colleague. What do you do?
- Cough a little, and say lightheartedly that I “think I’ll wait a few minutes.”
- Appear not to notice, and continue on my way.
- Start coughing and spluttering, then stagger back into the office with such exaggerated hand gestures that I earn her a new nickname.
- Give her a sympathetic smile, but wait by the door a bit.
Which cat do you like best?
What movie is totally based on the lives of you and your friends?
- Mean Girls
- Bring It On
- John Tucker Must Die
- Clueless
Pick your poison.
Your cousin just got engaged, and is showing off the ring. What do you say?
- “Congratulations! It’s beautiful.”
- “Oh, how adorable! It’s so tiny!”
- “Could you stop waving it around? It’s not a flag.”
- “Oh, where’s the ring?”
Your friend introduces you to her new boyfriend — and he is...well, not what you'd expect. How do you react?
- Ask if it’s true that they met online.
- Pull your friend aside and ask, “really?”
- Make polite small talk.
- Get up real close and say, “mmm, you smell like breakfast.”
Who's your catty role model?
You meet someone who is waaay to nice — cloyingly sweet, and they're getting to be a little much. What do you say to get out of talking to them?
- “Seriously, Dorothy? Kansas is that way — and don’t forget your little dog, too!”
- “You are sooo nice! I just know we’re going to get along.”
- “You are sooo nice! I just wanna smother you with a Hello Kitty pillow…”
- “Gotta go! I feel a diabetic coma coming on…”
Which book is your Bible?
- #GirlBoss, by Sophia Amoruso
- Why Men Love B*tches, by Sherry Argoby
- Are You There, Vodka?, by Chelsea Handler
- If You Have to Cry, Go Outside, by Kelly Cutrone
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