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When the original Sharknado film was first released in 2013, no one really expected it to become the cult smash hit that it has. The plot was simple enough: a monstrous cyclone hits Los Angeles and, due to its massive size and force, somehow floods the city with man-eating killer sharks. Later, as oShow More
When the original Sharknado film was first released in 2013, no one really expected it to become the cult smash hit that it has. The plot was simple enough: a monstrous cyclone hits Los Angeles and, due to its massive size and force, somehow floods the city with man-eating killer sharks. Later, as our heroes deal with the flooding and shark-infested waters, they learn of a tornado warning threatening to destroy the city. By the end of the movie the tornado has scooped up the angry sharks and is hurling them at the terrified residents. And yes, this rich and well-constructed plot has somehow lead to five sequels.
Sure, you might think the idea of a shark-infested tornado is hilariously stupid, but how long would you really survive if one hit your home town? This quiz will ask you a series of questions about your lifestyle and personality, and based on your answers we’ll be able to calculate if you’d be an early victim or the soul survivor. Grab a scuba mask and a chainsaw and let’s get started!
What scares you more: sharks or tornadoes?
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How often do you work out?
- Never. I’m REALLY lazy.
- Once a month, if I’m lucky.
- About once a week.
- A few times a week.
- Every day.
- I workout all day long!
How would you describe yourself in your group of friends?
- The leader
- The follower
- The comedian
- The love interest
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
- Right-handed
- Left-handed
- I’m ambidextrous!
What's something adventurous that you've always wanted to do?
- Sky diving
- Rock climbing
- Bungee jumping
- Zip lining
What's your relationship status?
- Single
- Taken
- It’s complicated
How old are you?
- Under 18
- 19 to 25
- 26 to 35
- 36 to 45
- 46 to 55
- Over 55
What's your favorite type of movie genre?
- Horror
- Romance
- Drama
- Comedy
How clumsy are you?
- VERY clumsy. I’m constantly making a fool of myself.
- Pretty clumsy, but usually I don’t embarrass myself TOO horribly.
- Not clumsy at all.
How competitive are you?
- SUPER competitive. I’M IN IT TO WIN IT!
- I can be competitive, but it depends on the day.
- Not competitive at all. I don’t care whether I win or lose!
How many pets do you have?
- None. I don’t want any.
- None, but I want some!
- 1
- 2
- 3
- Over 3
Do you get scared easily?
- OH yeah. I’m a total scaredy cat!
- Sometimes, but it depends on the situation.
- No way. Nothing phases me!
How patient are you?
- Very patient. I’m totally zen 24/7.
- Pretty patient, but sometimes I can be impatient, too.
- Not patient at ALL. I want what I want NOW!!
Are you superstitious?
- Not at all. Superstition is just a bunch of hooey.
- Kind of, but I mostly don’t believe in that stuff.
- Oh yeah. I still hold my breath whenever I drive over a bridge!
Pick your dream vacation:
- All-inclusive resort
- Disney theme park
- Skiing in the mountains
- Camping
What's your biggest pet peeve?
- People who talk during movies
- Crying babies on planes
- People who chew loudly
- People who drive too slowly
How good of a swimmer are you?
- I’m a terrible swimmer. I can barely tread water.
- I’m an okay swimmer, but I’m no Michael Phelps.
- I’m an extremely good swimmer. Watch your back, Phelps!
Pick the scariest looking shark:
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