We Know What Your Crazy Celebrity Baby Name Would Be

Hi, welcome to the Land of Celebrity. We’re glad you could make it! Today, we’re giving out names to all the little boys and girls of celebrities, and you’re invited! Everyone always wonders what life would be like as a celebrity. You know what no one wonders about? What life would be like as a celebrity’s kid. Until now! Roll up them sleeves and put yourself in the mindset of a 4th grader, because things are about to get easy. Can anyone say “trust fund baby”?

We’ll ask you 12 questions about your personality and life as a celebrity’s child, and our Quizzard will deliver to you the most accurate, bonkers, insane celebrity baby name that fits you perfectly. Get ready to call up whatever government agency is in charge of name changes, because you’re gonna want to ditch your boring “regular person” name after we’re done here.