Spend A Day At IKEA And We'll Match You With An HGTV Show

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Welcome to IKEA! So be honest with yourself, now. Do you really plan on buying anything here?

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Yeah, why else would I be spending a day at IKEA of all places?
I’m open to the idea of leaving with a thousand tchotchkes that I don’t need.
Nah, but I’m sure gonna pretend like I am.
Nope and I’m probably gonna get kicked out.

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How and where are you going to spend most of your time at IKEA?

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Wandering around and admiring the showroom.
Grabbing all the miscellaneous odds and ends in the marketplace.
Getting lost in the warehouse.
At the cafe eating anything and everything.

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You should always IKEA responsibly, but who are you on this IKEA trip with?

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Your significant other
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Your roommate
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Your best friend
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This is a solo mission

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Regardless of how long you actually spend here, how long do you wanna spend at IKEA?

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I’ll be here for the few hours between one thing and the next.
Not for forever, but I’m in no rush.
This is an all-day adventure.

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Pretend you're in the showroom. You're definitely going to make yourself 100% at home in the IKEA... what?

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Fake bedrooms.
Fake living rooms.
Fake kitchens.
Fake kids’ rooms.

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In the IKEAs in China, they have an "open bed" policy that allows customers to take naps. Would you take advantage of this?

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Yes, totally!
Umm… how tired am I?
NEVER!

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What do you see in IKEA that sets off an impulse driven home decor inspired binge? What's the key that gets you going?

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Shower curtains.
Bedding.
Wall art.
Rugs…
Lamps…
Dishes…

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Do you know about the IKEA shortcuts?

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Obviously.
WHAT? There are shortcuts?

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What kind of weird shenanigans are you getting into at IKEA? Cause some mischief! What are you doing?

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Leaving weird notes in picture frames.
Hiding stuffed animals from the kids section in different displays.
Pretending to work at the display office.
Straight-up pillow fighting.
Test driving pillows by smashing them on your face.
Trying to play in the kids-zone ball pit.

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Look deep in your soul and tell us how IKEA makes you feel.

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Like Martha Stewart.
Totally hopeless and in over your head.
Mostly exhausted.
Mostly broke.

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Have you ever gone to IKEA just for the food?

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Yeah, who hasn’t?
No, that’s what Postmates is for.
No, but I’ve never left IKEA without stopping for at least a snack.

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Adopt one of these nicknacks from IKEA and give it a loving home. What's going on display at your house?

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This globe
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This wooden modeling doll
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This fake succulent
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This decorative hour glass

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Real talk: why do you like going to IKEA?

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The Swedish design is inspiring.
Walking on the one-way path is soothing.
It’s a surprisingly good place to have a real conversation in public without people eavesdropping.
Sometimes you’re in a mood and the only way to appease it is by going to IKEA, why is that so hard to explain?
Free childcare!
Dem meatballs tho.

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In your schedule, you're budgeting time to get lost in what IKEA hell trap of confusion?

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The showroom.
The marketplace.
The warehouse.
Honestly, the parking garage is hell itself.

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Are you even looking forward to spending time here or not really?

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Actively dreading going to IKEA, thanks for asking!
I’ve been planning for this very moment for a few weeks now.
It’s only ever a spur of the moment decision.
It’s the weekend bonus adventure!

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Do you believe in the superstition about couples (and anyone) getting into huge fights in IKEA?

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It’s definitely true.
It definitely puts relationships to the test, that’s for sure.
Are you kidding? You should only go to IKEA with people you love. Opposite!
I believe in saving IKEA for marriage.
It was just some joke on 30 Rock that everyone somehow turned into a thing?
It’s definitely not a thing.

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How are you getting all this stuff to the car anyway?

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Gonna muscle it out and take it all out in one trip or NOTHING!
I’m strategically parked near the loading zone.
I didn’t buy much so it’s no big deal.
Taking a warehouse cart to the parking lot like a boss.
Ew, I’m getting my stuff delivered to my house, I’m not a peasant.

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That was fun! We'll meet you here next time. So... when is next time?

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Next weekend, obviously!
When I have to return this piece of impulse trash.
Tomorrow when I realize I forgot the ONE THING I came here for.
Probably in a few months.
Hopefully, never again.

Kill A Day At IKEA And We’ll Match You With An HGTV Show

Welcome to IKEA! So be honest with yourself, now. Do you really plan on buying anything here?

How and where are you going to spend most of your time at IKEA?

You should always IKEA responsibly, but who are you on this IKEA trip with?

Regardless of how long you actually spend here, how long do you wanna spend at IKEA?

Pretend you're in the showroom. You're definitely going to make yourself 100% at home in the IKEA... what?

In the IKEAs in China, they have an "open bed" policy that allows customers to take naps. Would you take advantage of this?

What do you see in IKEA that sets off an impulse driven home decor inspired binge? What's the key that gets you going?

Do you know about the IKEA shortcuts?

What kind of weird shenanigans are you getting into at IKEA? Cause some mischief! What are you doing?

Look deep in your soul and tell us how IKEA makes you feel.

Have you ever gone to IKEA just for the food?

Adopt one of these nicknacks from IKEA and give it a loving home. What's going on display at your house?

Real talk: why do you like going to IKEA?

In your schedule, you're budgeting time to get lost in what IKEA hell trap of confusion?

Are you even looking forward to spending time here or not really?

Do you believe in the superstition about couples (and anyone) getting into huge fights in IKEA?

How are you getting all this stuff to the car anyway?

That was fun! We'll meet you here next time. So... when is next time?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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Welcome to IKEA! So be honest with yourself, now. Do you really plan on buying anything here?

How and where are you going to spend most of your time at IKEA?

You should always IKEA responsibly, but who are you on this IKEA trip with?

Regardless of how long you actually spend here, how long do you wanna spend at IKEA?

Pretend you're in the showroom. You're definitely going to make yourself 100% at home in the IKEA... what?

In the IKEAs in China, they have an "open bed" policy that allows customers to take naps. Would you take advantage of this?

What do you see in IKEA that sets off an impulse driven home decor inspired binge? What's the key that gets you going?

Do you know about the IKEA shortcuts?

What kind of weird shenanigans are you getting into at IKEA? Cause some mischief! What are you doing?

Look deep in your soul and tell us how IKEA makes you feel.

Have you ever gone to IKEA just for the food?

Adopt one of these nicknacks from IKEA and give it a loving home. What's going on display at your house?

Real talk: why do you like going to IKEA?

In your schedule, you're budgeting time to get lost in what IKEA hell trap of confusion?

Are you even looking forward to spending time here or not really?

Do you believe in the superstition about couples (and anyone) getting into huge fights in IKEA?

How are you getting all this stuff to the car anyway?

That was fun! We'll meet you here next time. So... when is next time?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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