Do You Know What Dog Breed You Would Be?

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Good morning, doggo! How do you wake up in the morning?

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Before the sun rises.
Barking! Keep parking until someone pays attention to me!
I wake up when my owner wakes up.
Whenever I feel like waking up, gosh!
Sleep is life, never wake me up.

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Time to eat. So, do you like wet food or dry food?

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Wet
Dry
I’d like for you to mix them together in a weird ratio, please. I’m picky.
Human food only. Please make me chicken and vegetables in your human kitchen, thank you.

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All dogs have them. What's your relationship like with your owner?

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We’re best friends
I lose my mind if they’re not around!
OBSESSED WITH THEM
They’re my literal parents
They’re more like cool landlords
They’re okay, I guess…

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Let's go play! What do you want to play with, now that you're a dog?

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A ball. Let's play fetch!
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Rope toy for tug-of-war
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A squeaky squishy toy
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This cardboard box from Amazon sitting in my house

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Not all dogs play nice. How do you feel about other dogs?

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I try to avoid them if I can.
My sworn enemies!
I bark at them, relentlessly. COME AT ME, BRO.
NEW FRIENDS! YAY!
Depends if these dogs can keep up with me. I can be a little extra.
They’re fine I guess?

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Now, not including your owners, how do you feel about other humans?

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BEST FRIENDS
Must be pounced on immediately
They’re not allowed to stop petting me. It’s how I establish dominance.
Never to be trusted until I see that my humans like them first.
GET AWAY FROM ME. NO NEW FRIENDS.

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If you had to pick one word to describe your personality (as a dog), what would it be?

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Enthusiastic
Intellectual
Sweet
Passionate
Loyal
Neurotic

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All dogs have different levels of activity. What kind of exercise do you like/need?

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A long run with my owner.
The dog park is just fine.
A walk sounds great.
Running in laps in the backyard.
Leave me in the house and don’t bother me!

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On a scale from literal furry lump to prima donna, how high maintenance are you?

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Get with me or get out!
I’m definitely high maintenance and proud of it.
I mean you can’t ignore me, but it’s whatever.
I’m fairly low key.
I’m the most low maintenance to ever be maintained.

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Time for a snack! Pick your mid-day treat, you dog.

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Kitchen scraps
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Dog bone
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Dog treats
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GRASS. YOLO.

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If you had your way, what's the first thing you'd get to do in the morning?

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Eat
Go for a walk
Play
Sleep
Get a BELLY RUB!
Snuggle up in bed

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Time to do a trick! Dealer's choice. You do you, dog. What's your favorite trick in the book?

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Sit
Lay down
Shake
Roll over
Play dead
HAH, GUESS AGAIN! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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Now it's time to take a nap. Where are you snoozing in the middle of the afternoon?

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Floor
Bed
Couch
In a sunspot by the window like a cat, don’t judge me.
On top of a human
I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

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Bark at something. Don't stop barking until you've vanquished this foe! Wait, what are you barking at anyway?

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The guy delivering Amazon packages.
The dog next door.
A random noise.
A bad feeling I have that’s located in the closet. I’m mostly in it to scare my humans, it’s a lot of fun you should try it.
A squirrel.
A bad dream. I bark in my sleep sometimes.