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Ever thought about going to medical school? It takes a lot of discipline to become a doctor, including years of schooling and a good attitude. Not to mention you need to have guts of steel and a desire to make a real difference in the world. Also, if television shows like ER and Grey’s Anatomy are Show More
Ever thought about going to medical school? It takes a lot of discipline to become a doctor, including years of schooling and a good attitude. Not to mention you need to have guts of steel and a desire to make a real difference in the world. Also, if television shows like ER and Grey’s Anatomy are to be believed, it does not hurt your chances if you are also really, really, ridiculously good looking. And have a very melodramatic life.
Take this quiz to see if you have what it takes to be a doctor and learn once and for all how stethoscopes actually work. Disclaimer (and a very big one at that): Do not actually use this quiz as proof that you are qualified to perform intensely complicated medical procedures. Twelve questions are simply not going to do it. You need something more like seven years of school and training.

In order for something to be basic, it must have a pH level of what?
- Less than 3
- 6
- Greater than 7

Office workers are prone to carpal tunnel. Where are the carpal bones?
- Wrist
- Elbow
- Shoulder

The stapes is the smallest bone in your body. Where is it located?
-
Eye
-
Ear
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Nose
-
Foot

So much for sexual dysfunction! Viagra was originally developed to treat which condition?
- High blood pressure
- Narcolepsy
- Male birth control

An EKG measures the heart’s electrical activity. What does EKG stand for?
- Electronic Kalvin graph
- Electrocardiogram
- Electronic potassium graph

Which disease is NOT hereditary?
- Parkinson’s disease
- Giardia
- Cystic fibrosis
- Sickle cell anemia

What’s the function of the gallbladder?
- To filter the body’s toxins
- To hydrate the intestines
- To store bile

What is this purple part of the brain?
- Cerebellum
- Pituitary gland
- Frontal cortex

There’s a reason you get your blood pressure taken at every doctor’s visit. Which is a healthy blood pressure?
- 119/70
- 125/82
- 140/90

There are so many medications to treat so many symptoms. Which is NOT a cholesterol medication?
- Altoprev
- Zocor
- Citalopram
- Livalo

Cancer is always a serious issue. Which type of cancer is generally the least serious?
- Squeamous
- Basal cell
- Melanoma

You’re walking around the hospital and meet a nephrologist. What does he specialize in?
- Kidneys
- Liver
- Ear, nose, and throat

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