We’ll Guess Your Height And Weight Simply By Analyzing Your Boba Tea Order

Alright quizzers! Step right up, step right up and take the most comprehensive height, weight, and Boba Tea quiz in the land! This quiz has everything. Boba, tea, toppings, ninjas. Okay maybe not ninjas, but like how fun would that be? I’m just going to assume ninjas love boba tea as much as I do and pretend every ninja in the world is taking this wonderful quiz. Aren’t you so pleased to be in the company of ninjas? I know I am!

Anyway, back to the task. Back to the boba. Mmmm boba. The chewiest drink in all the land. You might be thinking to yourself, “but what does this have to do with my age and height”. Well astute reader, I’ll have you know we did an extensive study and concluded that the only way to accurately guess someone’s height and weight is to use their Boba Tea order. Don’t blame us, blame the research. Blame the science. Anyway, build a tea and we’ll tell you your age and height!