Reveal Your New Witness Protection Identity

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The witness protection agency will hear your preferences, but cannot make any promises on your new identity. First thing’s first. Are you a man or a woman?

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Man
Woman
I could be either.

2

Entering witness protection means totally starting over. Which city would you rather move to?

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New York
Los Angeles
Boston
Chicago

3

A new life means starting a new career! What field would you most like to work in?

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Information technology
Health care
Law
Gastronomy
Marketing

4

If you have a family or spouse, you’re lucky enough to take them with you. Who else is coming along?

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Me, myself, and I.
Significant other.
Spouse and children.
Just kids.

5

You’ve got to change your appearance! What’s the most drastic change you’re willing to make?

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Wardrobe makeover
New hair color
Adding tattoos
Facial plastic surgery

6

Starting over can be lonely. Where will you look for new friends?

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Local bar
Book club
Gym
Work

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The only friend who can know all of your secrets is your new pet. Who is that?

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Snowpop
Colonel Sanders
Moneypenny
Mozzarella

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Being in witness protection, you can ask for some nice perks. Which ride do you want?

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Your home is the only place you should feel comfortable. Which abode do you request to live in?

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Believe it or not, you can get away with some strange requests. What perk would you ask of the government?

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Enhancement surgery
Lifetime supply of wine
Season tickets to my favorite sports team
Monthly vacations to exotic locations

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You just came home from shopping and want to cry. Your childhood best friend was on the street and said hello to you, but you had to ignore her. What do you do about it?

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Reach out to her on Facebook and apologize.
Request to be relocated to another city. It’s too risky here!
Contemplate how to change my appearance. Can’t risk being caught.

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Starting a new life means you can come up with a fun fact about yourself! What will you tell your new friends?

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I’m a direct descendant of a French king.
My mother dated Rob Lowe and he might be my father.
I was a child celebrity in Canada.
Mark Zuckerberg is my 3rd cousin.

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Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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It was pretty okay.
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Start A New Life And We’ll Tell You Your New Witness Protection Identity

The witness protection agency will hear your preferences, but cannot make any promises on your new identity. First thing’s first. Are you a man or a woman?

Entering witness protection means totally starting over. Which city would you rather move to?

A new life means starting a new career! What field would you most like to work in?

If you have a family or spouse, you’re lucky enough to take them with you. Who else is coming along?

You’ve got to change your appearance! What’s the most drastic change you’re willing to make?

Starting over can be lonely. Where will you look for new friends?

The only friend who can know all of your secrets is your new pet. Who is that?

Being in witness protection, you can ask for some nice perks. Which ride do you want?

Your home is the only place you should feel comfortable. Which abode do you request to live in?

Believe it or not, you can get away with some strange requests. What perk would you ask of the government?

You just came home from shopping and want to cry. Your childhood best friend was on the street and said hello to you, but you had to ignore her. What do you do about it?

Starting a new life means you can come up with a fun fact about yourself! What will you tell your new friends?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

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The witness protection agency will hear your preferences, but cannot make any promises on your new identity. First thing’s first. Are you a man or a woman?

Entering witness protection means totally starting over. Which city would you rather move to?

A new life means starting a new career! What field would you most like to work in?

If you have a family or spouse, you’re lucky enough to take them with you. Who else is coming along?

You’ve got to change your appearance! What’s the most drastic change you’re willing to make?

Starting over can be lonely. Where will you look for new friends?

The only friend who can know all of your secrets is your new pet. Who is that?

Being in witness protection, you can ask for some nice perks. Which ride do you want?

Your home is the only place you should feel comfortable. Which abode do you request to live in?

Believe it or not, you can get away with some strange requests. What perk would you ask of the government?

You just came home from shopping and want to cry. Your childhood best friend was on the street and said hello to you, but you had to ignore her. What do you do about it?

Starting a new life means you can come up with a fun fact about yourself! What will you tell your new friends?

Last question - how would you rate this quiz?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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