Find Your Pasta Patronus With This Personality Quiz
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Pasta. It’s one of the most beloved foods on the planet. So carb-filled. Such a perfect vehicle for so many sauces. But pasta is not a monolith. There are as many shapes and types of pasta as there are things to put on it. From the classic spaghetti noodle that all of us know and love to the more Show More
Pasta. It’s one of the most beloved foods on the planet. So carb-filled. Such a perfect vehicle for so many sauces. But pasta is not a monolith. There are as many shapes and types of pasta as there are things to put on it. From the classic spaghetti noodle that all of us know and love to the more exotic shapes like tortellini or orecchiette, pasta shapes range from the tubular to the flat and square, with everything in between. There’s even some dino pasta out there.
With all this variation, you know each pasta shape has its own personality. And of course you want any excuse you can have to eat a delicious bowl of pasta goodness, so we’ll use this quiz to tell you which pasta type matches your personality. The only thing to do then is to chow down on some delicious noodles, am I right? Let’s make some pasta magic.
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
- Introvert
- Extrovert
Let's say you're throwing a wedding. What theme do you choose?
- Halloween
- Camo
- I don’t need a theme, marriage is the theme
- Gatsby
- Rose gold and succulents
Pick your favorite joke.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse? Snakes don’t have armpits!
- Two behaviorists have sex. One turns to the other and says, “That was good for you; how was it for me?”
- My favorite way to dress is in all black. My fashion sense is second to nun.
If you go on vacation, what are you most likely to be spending your time doing?
- Visiting museums or cultural landmarks.
- Checking out the local culture. I don’t want to see the tourist stuff.
- Lying on a beach, having a drink or two, or just goofing off.
- I’m all about shopping.
- I need to see the biggest attraction. If I’m going to Paris, I’ll see the Eiffel Tower.
What pasta sauce is your favorite?
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If your friends had to tell us what kind of a friend you are, what would they say?
- Loyal
- Adventurous
- Silly
- Fun
- Refined
What is your astrological sign?
- Aries
- Taurus
- Capricorn
- Sagittarius
- Gemini
- Cancer
- Virgo
- Libra
- Leo
- Scorpio
- Aquarius
- Pisces
You have people coming for dinner. What level of preparation do you do?
- I order a pizza.
- I’ll take out the smelly garbage and plan to cook something, but not too much more.
- Really the basics: sweep, dust, clean the bathrooms. Maybe buy a few specific ingredients for food.
- I definitely want my house to look nice, but the food is where I go overboard. I definitely do something over the top and fun.
- The “company is coming” lady from Youtube. No one can know that actual humans inhabit this house it must be pristine.
Which outfit do you tend towards?
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Tradition or innovation?
- Innovation
- Tradition
Your mom calls you to remind you to do something that you HATE. What is it?
- Going to the dentist
- Checking my Facebook
- Taking a break from work
- Visiting my grandma
- Calling the insurance company
Quick! Name your favorite flavor.
- Sweet
- Salty
- Umami
- Sour
- Bitter
When you're feeling creative, how do you let it out?
- Fashion!
- I watch some Bob Ross
- I use all kinds of media: painting, poetry, sewing!
- I make a YouTube video
- I draw or paint
Would you consider yourself a romantic?
- Yes
- No
Do you go to church?
- Yes, a fairly traditional church
- I’m pagan, so not exactly
- I’m Unitarian Universalist
- Nope
- I grew up religious but I’m not really now
It's your birthday! Do you want a party?
- Yes, as large and obnoxious as possible
- Yes, a rager with my friends
- I’d like to do something fun, like a tea party or a themed party
- Just a nice dinner for me
- If I do anything for my birthday it would be understated
What scares you the most?
- Germs
- Dying alone
- Responsibility
- Boredom
- Worthlessness
What's your pet peeve?
- People chewing with their mouth open
- People using their phones at dinner
- People telling me what to do
- Party poopers
- When I have to wear a suit and tie
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