Spend a Day at Disneyland and We’ll Tell You How Many Children You’ll Have

Ah…Disneyland: the self-professed happiest place on earth. While millions love the nostalgic walk down memory lane, reliving childhood flights of fancy, others – perhaps YOU – find the loud children, sunburnt dads, and stroller-traffic enough to make you never walk through the gates of the Magic Kingdom again. Believe it or not, a day at Disneyland will determine how many children you’ll have.

Visiting Disneyland in the dead of summer is a great way to gauge how many children you should have. Imagine yourself dragging them around to ride after ride, gift shop after gift shop, the never-ended echo of “I’m hungry!” emanating from the rabble of kids in mouse ears. Do you think you have a general idea of how many kids you want? Well, take a trip to the Magic Kingdom and find out for yourself. Share your results, and don’t forget to tag a friend to watch your kids when you decide to go alone!