Spend Some Time In Portland And We’ll Tell You Which Weird Portlandia Couple You Are
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You miss Portlandia, don’t you? The Lorne Michaels produced juggernaut starring Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen in every single sketch? Bet you never thought of that tiny Pacific Northwest town before that snow, and now you low-key want to take a vacation there. Why? The show makes it look so cooShow More
You miss Portlandia, don’t you? The Lorne Michaels produced juggernaut starring Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen in every single sketch? Bet you never thought of that tiny Pacific Northwest town before that snow, and now you low-key want to take a vacation there. Why? The show makes it look so cool! Well, it’s canceled and not coming back (sorry) but you can still binge every episode on Netflix!
But, let’s do you one better. We’ll help you plan a dream vacation in Portland by telling you all the things to do in Portland, Oregon and we’ll tell you what weird Portlandia couple you are! That way, when you go back and watch some episodes, you’ll be able to see what you have in common with these sketch characters and we don’t know… maybe follow their lead and do things those characters do? Go nuts! Let your heart lead the way! And by your heart, we mean your freak flag. Keep Portland weird, ya weirdos!
Welcome to Portland! What neighborhood do you want to stay in?
- Arlington Heights
- Sellwood-Moreland
- Pearl District
- South Waterfront
- Old Town Chinatown
- Goose Hollow
Great! Now that you're unpacked, where do you want to eat?
- Tasty and Son’s
- Kachka
- Marukin
- Sandy Hut
- Farm Spirit
- Matt’s BBQ
PUT A BIRD ON IT. It's basically the gospel of Portlandia. So, what do you want to bird-ify?
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You should get outdoors if you're in Portland! Where are you going?
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Escape for some quiet time. Where do you find your peace in Portland?
- Portland Art Museum
- Powell Books
- Tea Bar
- Lone Fir Pioneer Cemetary
- Nah, screw quiet time
Go check out a concert. Live music is great. Where are you gonna check out a show?
- Roseland Theater
- Wonder Ballroom
- Crystal Ballroom
- Aladdin Theater
- Valentine’s
- Old Church Concert Hall
Did you know that Portland had sports teams? Now you do! Get tickets and check out some sports.
- Trail Blazers (it’s basketball)
- Timbers (it’s soccer)
- Rose City Rollers (it’s roller derby)
- Winter Hawks (it’s hockey)
- Rockfish (it’s underwater hockey, yes that’s a thing)
So many movies shot in Portland! Pick a movie. You should drive around and stalk the locations in town where they shot. What's your favorite of these movies?
- The Goonies
- Animal House
- One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
- Kindergarten Cop
- Overboard (the original)
Next, pick a Portland bridge. Why? No reason. Actually, do it for the 'gram!
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Portland Oregon is actually fairly well known for their wineries. Bet you didn't know that! Pick a winery to indulge in.
- Enso Winery
- Seven Bridges Winery
- Wine Dirt
- Monte Ferro Winery
- Fullerton Wines
Time to pick a weird Portland landmark to have a photo op with!
- Portlandia statue
- Paul Bunyan statue
- The “Keep Portland Weird” sign
- The Voodoo Dougnut mural
You're absolutely not leaving Portland until you find the best _________ in Portland. Fill in the blank!
- Local designer
- Cup of coffee
- Micro brewery
- Guy with a beard?
- Bike path
- Asian food
Last question - how would you rate this quiz?
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- It was pretty okay.
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