This Quiz Will Reveal What Douche You’ll Date Based on Your Relationship Habits

Step right up, step right up. Make your way past your horrible exes and awful dating apps to this quiz. Because after all, this internet quiz is really the only thing that can accurately predict what your 20s are all about. Whether you’re just leaving college, you’re well into your 20s, or just want to take a not-so-splendid trip down memory lane, this quiz is for you, you masochist.

We’ll throw you into the deep end of 12 delightfully horrifying dating situations one might find themselves in during their 20s, and based on your answers, we’ll pair you with your ultimate douchebag. One that, you’ll inevitably start dating, despite protests from your closest friends, until you break up. Hey — it happens to the best of us. Including you. Right now.

So hunker down, swipe out of any dating apps you have open, and dive right in. Your future ex is waiting for you.