America is Pre-Gilead, So Survive A Day As A Handmaid And We’ll Predict When You’ll Escape

What’s it feel like to be living in the prequel to The Handmaid’s Tale? Completely terrifying? Well, thank goodness we all have The Handmaid’s Tale on Hulu to keep us updated on what’s to come. You can take the optimist’s approach to the world burning: now we know! And we can all be prepared and make escape plans. Thanks, Offred! Sorry. June. Your name is June.

Being a handmaid is complete hell. It’s torturous and a complete violation of basic human rights that’s full-on sanctioned by the government. How fun? Have you ever watched The Handmaid’s Tale and yelled at the characters to make different decisions? Well, you don’t know what it’s like… even though lately our society is starting to get a good idea. Thank you, the news!

So, walk the walk (hand in hand with another handmaid, under his eye… whoever ‘he’ is) don’t just talk the talk. Let’s see how you hack it as a handmaid. It’ll show us when you’ll eventually escape Gilead.