Pick a Spongebob Meme and We'll Assign You a Character

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This picture of Mr. Krabs is you when... ?

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You go to kill a spider and it jumps out at you.
Hit snooze on your alarm and wake up three hours later.
Are trying to put everything back in your wallet and the cashier starts checking out the next customer.
You don’t think you’re that drunk, then you stand up.
You let someone borrow your phone and someone sends you a nude.
Your crush even mildly acknowledges your existence.

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This is a candid photo of you when... ?

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You fold a fitted sheet the right way.
You leave a party after 20 minutes of making small talk.
Take your bra off at the end of the day.
Exercise for more than five minutes.
Check exactly one thing off your to-do list.
Immediately after showing up at work.

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DON'T PANIC! Okay, you can panic. This is how you feel when... ?

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You’re pooping in a public bathroom and someone walks in.
Stalking your ex’s new significant other on Instagram and accidentally like a post from eight months ago.
Think about something embarrassing that happened seven years ago when you should be sleeping.
Anyone texts you “we need to talk.”

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This is Patrick screaming: "Who are you people?!" This is also you when... ?

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You see everyone you’ve allegedly known your whole life line up at high school graduation.
You check your filtered inbox on Facebook.
Your parents say they’re having people over.
Any time you’re at a family reunion.

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Squidward's about minding his own business. This is you when... ?

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Your friend is complaining about their partner you knew was trash from the beginning.
You see your sibling getting punished for something you definitely did.
You hear anyone say “who rescued who?”
There’s an emergency at work, but you’re on your break.
Your server was rude and the restaurant manager offers to comp half your meal.

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Ah, yes. The infamous mocking Spongebob meme. Caption this, will you?

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You: “Can I go to the bathroom?” Teacher: “i dOn’T kNoW cAn YoU?”
Best friend: “I’m never drinking again.” You: “i’M nEvEr DrInKiNg aGAin.”
Anyone: “There’s only two genders.” You: “tHeRe’S oNly TwO gEnDeRs.”
“Can you be serious for one second?” “cAn YoU Be sErIoUs FoR oNe sEcoNd?”
“I’m going to pick up one thing at Target.” “i’M onLy gOinG To PicK uP oNe ThIng aT tArGet.”
“I’m triggered.” “i’M tRiGgeReD.”

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Patrick: "I have three dollars." You when... ?

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Me, a college student.
Me, after paying rent.
If you had a dollar for every time the news didn’t send you into a never ending anxiety spiral.
When you hear how much an iPhone X costs.
Donating to your friend’s Kickstarter they won’t shut up about.

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This is Spongebob from that time he tried to be "normal." You know this too well. It's you when...

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Marketing for your direct-to-consumer job on social media like everyone on Facebook hasn’t seen posts from your blacked out college years.
Meeting your significant other’s parents, not sure if you can be all the way yourself yet.
You on the first date after a bad breakup.
Trying to have a conversation with Uncle Gary on Thanksgiving without tearing him a new one.
Telling Sallie Mae/Navient they must have the wrong number.

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Well, this one is self explanatory. This is you when... ?

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Your partner asks what’s the matter.
You’re trying to think of a good comeback, but can’t.
Your crush asks what you want to do tonight.
Your kids ask why you’re tired.

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Patrick's up to something. You know what it is. This is you... ?

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Making plans with your friend group, knowing you’re going to bail anyway.
Watching your significant other get mad when you can’t decide what you want for dinner.
Calling out of work sick to go to the beach.
Watching the end credits of a Marvel movie waiting for that bonus scene at the end.

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Remember that time Spongebob tried to get into that club for "tough" people? Show off how hardcore you are. What's the caption for this? "I'll have you know..." what?

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“… I built an IKEA shelf and it only took me four days.”
“… I saw a spider and I only screamed for 20 minutes.”
“… I went to Sephora and only spent $300.”
“… I dropped my phone in the toilet and I only cried for two hours.”
“… I ran into my ex at the grocery store and only hid in the toilet paper display for 15 minutes.”

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Look! The Spongebob meme that started it all. I mean, just look at this guy. You get it. This is you when...

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Someone brings up Hillary Clinton’s e-mails.
Someone acts like people can get out of poverty by not getting a latte every day.
Your friends try to explain to you why you’re still single.
Someone tries to dismiss your point by picking apart your grammar and spelling.