Tell Us What You Were Like at 11 Years Old and We’ll Sort You Into a Hogwarts House
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There are a thousand and a half quizzes out there claiming to sort you into the correct Hogwarts house – and while we’re sure they’re fine – they’re forgetting one key, crucial element to take into account: the Sorting Hat sorts eleven-year-olds. First years. Not grown-ups or anyone older than 11. MShow More
There are a thousand and a half quizzes out there claiming to sort you into the correct Hogwarts house – and while we’re sure they’re fine – they’re forgetting one key, crucial element to take into account: the Sorting Hat sorts eleven-year-olds. First years. Not grown-ups or anyone older than 11. Mind-blowing, right? So, who you are now is probably not where you would have been back then. Do you remember who you even were in sixth grade? I know we all blacked out those middle school years for survival reasons, but try to recall, okay?
On behalf of Hogwarts, we’d like to apologize that your acceptance letter got lost in the mail, but it’s important that we sort you now that that issue has been resolved. And no shade to Pottermore, but this is the only way to truly get your correct Hogwarts house: by getting to know your 11-year-old self. So, dig deep and let’s get you into some house robes, shall we?
Being 11 years old puts you roughly at the start of 6th grade. What group would you say you were most a part of back then?
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It's that time of life, preteen. What was your relationship to puberty?
- Puberty was in full effect – I was basically a hairy, horny giant.
- Puberty made me lumpy and moody. It was slow and steady for me.
- I had a few things from puberty but not others.
- Eh, I was sure puberty would arrive eventually.
Party on, middle schooler. Or not! What was the craziest, most scandalous thing you ever did at a party at 11?
- Play spin the bottle.
- Had a puff of a cigarette…
- I used the ouija board to contact spirits.
- Stayed up literally all night at a sleepover.
Sixth grade can be rough. What day were you dreading the most from this year?
- School picture day
- The lice check
- School dance
- The first day of school
But those days were made manageable because you knew that no matter what, you'd always have... what?
- Your good grades
- Your best friends
- The most fun
- Your extreme ability to not give a heck
11 years old is when you most care about what other people think of you. You were most concerned with people thinking that you were _________.
- Pretty
- Smart
- Funny
- Cool
You were probably doing some kind of musical activity in sixth grade. What was it?
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We know exactly who you were at 11 by getting your opinion on dissecting a frog in science class. What's your take on it?
- TOTALLY COOL
- EXTREMELY TRAUMATIC
What's the most nightmarishly embarrassing thing that could - or maybe did - happen to you at 11?
- Farting loudly in class.
- Getting rejected by your crush in front of everyone.
- Falling down the stairs or in the hallway.
- Accidentally calling the teacher “mom”.
Punishment aside, you were most likely to get in to trouble for what when you were 11?
- Breaking the dress code.
- Passing notes.
- Drawing on desks.
- Getting caught swearing.
What clubs did you participate in after school? Remember clubs? Look at your yearbook and tell us what you did.
- Chess club
- Ski club
- Yearbook committee
- Debate team
At 11 years old, what was your relationship to relationships? Love, dating, all that good stuff.
- I dated someone for almost a year, so that was basically forever back then.
- It was a series of making out with someone in a movie theatre.
- There was a rumor someone liked me?
- Does avoiding eye contact and denying that I had a crush on someone count or no?
When you were in the cafeteria back then, what did you get for lunch on most days?
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Which non-academic class did you enjoy the most at 11?
- Wood shop
- Art
- Home ec.
- Computer lab
We know everything about your social status growing up based on this one question: where did you sit on the school bus?
- Front of the bus
- Middle of the bus
- Back of the bus
- I didn’t take the bus
What were you doing when you got home from school back then?
- Heading off to tutoring.
- Microwaving 10 million pizza rolls.
- Living on the internet until dinner.
- NAPPING
Name calling sucks. What was the worst thing someone could've called you at 11?
- Slut
- Baby
- Ugly
- Loser
Being 11 is rough. What's one thing you did back then that you're happy and thankful to leave behind you?
- BRACES
- Taking someone’s hat as a form of flirting.
- Carrying a hairbrush with you everywhere you go.
- Lying about experiences that never happened.
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