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Your phone may be killing you, but your phone can also save your life. Honestly, what did we do when a phone wasn’t at the ready for when an emergency or disaster strikes? And to top it all off, most of our phones are now sophisticated computers! That’s amazing, but it also means you can get yourselShow More
Your phone may be killing you, but your phone can also save your life. Honestly, what did we do when a phone wasn’t at the ready for when an emergency or disaster strikes? And to top it all off, most of our phones are now sophisticated computers! That’s amazing, but it also means you can get yourself into a heck of a lot more trouble even quicker than you used to, so there’s some wins and losses to be had.
Your phone, especially your text messages, can reveal how you interact with the world, how you behave, and what you value. So, if those patterns play out in the long run and phones become more evolved, your text messages can become a good indicator of when you die. Okay, morbid. But, like a family history of heart disease or a love of base jumping, it’s just one of many factors in the whole picture of your life.
Let us know how you text and we’ll predict when you’ll die. So, no pressure, it’s just your life on the line.
If we grabbed your phone right now, we'd see that most of the text messages you send are:
- Punctuated full sentences with capital letters and everything.
- A new text sent for every new thought I have.
- Block paragraphs
- Full of abbreviations and emojis
- Short and to the point
- Mostly gifs, to be honest
It doesn't matter if this is the person you want to be texting the most, but truthfully, who is the person you text with the most?
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When it comes to the person you just started seeing - you aren't official yet! - how long does it take for you to text them back?
- Right away
- Whenever I get the text
- I’ll make them wait maybe 15-20 minutes
- At least an hour
- I’ll get to it eventually. I’m using my phone for other stuff!
Speaking of that, have you ever intentionally not texted somebody back or made them wait it out for a long period of time?
- Obviously, everyone does it.
- Only if I needed time to think of a response
- No, but I’ve full pretended to not receive a text when I actually did
- No, that’s psychotic
Check out these emojis! They even have their own movie! Which one do you use the most in your text messages?
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Something funny just happened! No one can hear you laugh via text, but you should do it anyway. How do you do it?
- haha
- lol
- lmao
- *laughing with tears emoji*
- i’m literally screaming rn
- i’m dying. DEAD.
How do you sext? Describe your style when it comes to getting naughty with your phone.
- Flirty
- Witty
- Sweet
- Dirty
- I don’t sext
- I just send nudes
Texting isn't the best thing in all situations. It annoys you the most when people text...
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You can totally outsource your texting to the robot that lives in your phone. How often does Siri take dictation and send texts on your behalf?
- All the time, we’re best friends
- All the time, I don’t type that fast
- Only while I’m driving
- Never, she messes up constantly
- I’ve never spoken to Siri in my life
Everything is peachy keen. Tell someone that everything is okay. Text back and say:
- okay
- k
- kk
- ok
- *thumbs up emoji*
Not that we condone this behavior, we're just saying everyone's done it. You've taken a screenshot of text messages you've had with someone and shared it via:
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We won't tell the police even though it's against the law. Confess: do you text and drive?
- Yeah, who doesn’t?
- No, that’s how you die.
Last question - how would you rate this quiz?
- I loved it!
- It was pretty okay.
- Not great…
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