Hopefully, Your Friends Don’t Qualify for These “Fake Friend” Defining Characteristics
Working our magic...
Get your results & other quizzes sent to your inbox!
Please, be patient, your results are being generated!
Working our magic...
Save all future quiz results by signing in!
(you won’t lose your spot!)
Please, be patient, your results are being generated!
With any luck, you have friends or at least one person you consider a friend (please say you do). Obviously, they’re real people, but is your friendship real? You don’t suddenly declare your status one day like a romantic relationship, so how do you know if this person is really, truly, actually youShow More
With any luck, you have friends or at least one person you consider a friend (please say you do). Obviously, they’re real people, but is your friendship real? You don’t suddenly declare your status one day like a romantic relationship, so how do you know if this person is really, truly, actually your friend or not? Well, it’s all in how they behave and how they speak to you. There’s a difference between keeping it real and just being rude. Are they really there for you or do they keep their distance? Do they like you for you or do they even like you to begin with?
Harsh realities! We know. But, we’re here to ask the hard questions (kidding, they’re fun) on the ins and outs of your friendships. We’re putting them all to the test! When you’re done, you’ll know once and for all who’s real and who’s fake. Now, strap on that friendship bracelet and let’s get quizzing!
You have a strong suspicion that the outfit you're wearing isn't exactly flattering. You ask for your friends' opinion. They say... what?
- They love you, but not in that outfit. Go change!
- Absolutely not! Go change right now!
- They suggest something on your outfit you should take off.
- They suggest something to add on to your outfit to make it better.
- Say that you look fine.
- Ask how you feel in the outfit, first.
This is THE most important question on this quiz: Have you ever farted in front of your friends?
- All the time
- Only if I ABSOLUTELY have to let one rip
- Only a few times and all by accident
- Yup, and I never lived it down!
- Ew, no never! Why would you say that?
Time to play pretend for a second. You just told your friend that you had a weird sex dream about Mickey Mouse. How do you think they'll react?
- NON-STOP LAUGHING!
- They analyze the deeper meaning of this dream with you.
- Ask why you’re sexually attracted to a cartoon character
- Say “that’s cool” and don’t make a big deal about it
- Tell the rest of your friend group so everyone else can laugh along, too.
- Put your weird dream on their Instagram story… and tag you.
Your friend wants to go slash their ex's tires. You do/say what?
- Get a box cutter, let’s goooo!!!
- Double up and steal the caps holding the air in the tires.
- Drive the getaway car
- Suggest keying the car instead
- Tell your friend that being extra is going to get them arrested!!
- Tell them to take the high road, and just move on from their ex.
BE HONEST! Would your friends help you move?
- Sure, no questions asked.
- Sure, they probably owe me a favor anyway.
- Uhhhh if I offered them pizza and beers as payment, then yeah.
- No, but they’d probably help me unpack.
- No, they would never.
- No, but they’d probably suggest I get professional movers and refer me to a few good ones.
How often does your friend send you memes?
- All day, every day!
- A few a week! Always look forward to them.
- Sometimes.
- Uhh never, we don’t care about memes.
- I’m the one who sends the memes!
- They create memes and send them to me!
If you happen to fall asleep at a party (or pass out, you do you), what would your friends do?
-
Getty
-
Getty
-
Getty
-
Getty
How good are your friends about paying each other back?
- They take advantage of you, but it’s fine because you’re all friends, right?
- You usually have to remind them.
- Sometimes they forget, but they’ll just pay for the next thing you guys do.
- You venmo each other the exact change – and within an acceptable amount of time.
- Some of us take turns treating, it’s nice!
- We all got each other, it’s not that important to keep track.
You and your friends have the hardest time picking out... what?
-
Getty
-
Getty
-
Getty
-
Getty
Every group of friends has their fights from time to time. What do you all fight about?
- Exes, people you want to date, who is or is not off limits.
- What constitutes ditching and when is it cool to leave a party early or not.
- What’s considered “fun drunk” and what’s considered “wrecking everyone else’s night.”
- Remembering the details of an important group memory in a collective consensus.
- Someone always flaking and never hanging out.
- Feeling used or using others in the friend group
You can't have a quiz about friends without bringing up this cinematic classic. Who do you relate to the most in the movie Mean Girls?
- Regina
- Gretchen
- Karen
- Cady
- Janice
When posting a group photo on social media you:
- Ask the group for filter approval so no one looks like an unflattering blob.
- Filter with what makes you look best
- Make sure it’s not the same photo someone else in the group is posting
- Post it first so you get the most likes
- I don’t. Everyone else is posting it and I’m getting tagged anyway, so who cares?
How good are your friends at keeping a secret? Great or uh... not so great?
- They’re the absolute best at it
- They keep the secret within the friend group only
- They’ve leaked less important secrets but kept the bigger ones under wraps.
- They’ve let a secret slip once or twice
- Okay, yeah. They gossip. So what?
How would you feel if someone in your group were going to move far away to pursue a new and exciting work opportunity?
- This news would be completely devastating.
- Personally sad, but happy for your friend.
- Excited for their new opportunity! You’ll still keep in touch.
- Resentful
- Guess you’ll move on without them? People drift apart, life happens.
How long have you known your oldest friend (that you regularly speak to and hang out with)?
- Less than a year, but it feels as if I’ve known them forever!
- Three to five years
- A year or two
- Met them in college
- Met them in high school
- Basically my whole life
No shame! Do your friends tell you when you're being a complete idiot and call you out on your bullsh*t?
- Yeah, that’s what friends are for.
- Nah, they’re pretty non confrontational
- Only if it’s really bad
- No, that’s just rude.
- No, we don’t do drama
- No, that’s passive aggressive and petty
The plan is to go out, but you're not feeling so good. Maybe a little bit depressed, even. Your friends want to know where you are. What do you text them?
- That you’re sick
- You’ve had a long week at work and you’re going to stay in
- That you’re just seeing their text now and you’re already in for the night, sorry! Next time!
- You accidentally double booked yourself and can’t come.
- That you’re in a funk and going to be no fun if you go out so you’re staying in and hope that they understand.
In your opinion, you and your friends are most similar to the main group of friends on what TV show?
-
Getty
-
Getty
-
Getty
-
Getty
We've got more quizzes for you:
You have subscribed successfully
What did you get? Let us know in the comments!