Which Calvin and Hobbes Character Are You?

1

Kanye West invites you to jump out of his jet. What do you do?

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You’d totally do it!
You’d have to weigh the pros and cons before you could decide what to do.
Heck no! There’s no way you’d take a risk like that!
You’d feel nervous, but you’d give it a try.

2

What mythical creature would you ride to safety?

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Dragon.
Unicorn.
Werewolf.
Mermaid.

3

What would be the worst mess to clean up?

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An exploding diaper.
A soggy mattress.
Vomit on the carpet.
A hairball in the shower drain.

4

How do you feel when things don’t go your way?

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Depressed—You might as well go back to bed.
Stressed—You prefer feeling in control.
Annoyed—Everyone would be happier if they would just listen to you.
You don’t really mind—You win some, you lose some.
You always get your way—It’s your way or the highway.

5

Which muppet do you like the best?

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6

What’s the first thing you crave when you wake up in the morning?

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Cereal.
Coffee.
Fruit.
Oatmeal.

7

What’s the best way to work up a sweat?

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Going for a run.
Riding a bike.
Pumping iron.
You’d rather not get sweaty at all.

8

You’ve been challenged to a tennis match! Choose the player you’d want on your doubles team:

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Roger Federer.
Serena Williams.
Maria Sharapova.
Rafael Nadal.

9

If your boss could read your mind, what would they hear?

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“I’m counting the days until I can retire!”
“I do what I have to do because it’s my responsibility.”
“My job has its ups and downs, like any job.”
“My job can be pretty fun!”

10

Choose a synonym for “big.”

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Large.
Giant.
Gargantuan.
Brobdingnagian

11

If you were on a long flight, what would you want to read?

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Newspaper.
Books.
Comics.
You’d rather nap.

12

What kind of flooring does your living room have?

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Carpet.
Linoleum.
Wood.
Tile.

13

Your friend calls you at 2:00 in the morning, asking you to bail them out of jail and bring them a pair of pants. What do you do?

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Stumble out of bed and hurry to the local jail!
Sleep through the phone ringing.
Ask your friend what they’ve learned from this experience.
Tell them that’s what they get for screwing up.
Tell them to find someone else to help.

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Kanye West invites you to jump out of his jet. What do you do?

What mythical creature would you ride to safety?

What would be the worst mess to clean up?

How do you feel when things don’t go your way?

Which muppet do you like the best?

What’s the first thing you crave when you wake up in the morning?

What’s the best way to work up a sweat?

You’ve been challenged to a tennis match! Choose the player you’d want on your doubles team:

If your boss could read your mind, what would they hear?

Choose a synonym for “big.”

If you were on a long flight, what would you want to read?

What kind of flooring does your living room have?

Your friend calls you at 2:00 in the morning, asking you to bail them out of jail and bring them a pair of pants. What do you do?

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