Which Badass Female Pirate Are You?
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These historic femme fatales stepped outside the social norms to make a life for themselves on the high seas. Yes, it was a life of crime…but you’ve got to admire their chutzpah!
So which one are you most like? Grab your eyepatch, cutlass, and find out!Once you answer all the questions, you wilShow More
These historic femme fatales stepped outside the social norms to make a life for themselves on the high seas. Yes, it was a life of crime…but you’ve got to admire their chutzpah!
So which one are you most like? Grab your eyepatch, cutlass, and find out!Once you answer all the questions, you will get your results from this quiz. Submit your answers by selecting an option below each question. All answer options will load for you once you reach them. For best results, answer the questions in a row. Once you know your results, don’t forget to check the rest of the fun quizzes we’ve prepared for you. Good luck!
How long would you survive at sea?
- About 30 seconds
- Half an hour
- A few days
A week, at most- Maybe a month
- A year?
- I am not truly alive ’til I’m sailing the high seas
- The sea is my mistress, and I hers
- Give me a fine sea breeze, and I shall live forever
What would your pirate weapon be?
- Cutlass
- Hook
- Musket
- Rapier
- Rapier wit
- Cannon
What do people fear most about you?
- My terrifying strength
- My total lack of morals
- My sword
- My endless thieving
- My witty banter
- My powerful friends
- My unwashed stench
- My drunken brawling
- My disregard for maritime law
What motivates you?
- Booty (hah!)
- Adventure
- A fear of my own mortality
- A “YOLO” philosophy
- The power of friendship
- Honor
- My enemies
- A keen sense of justice
- My love for that flighty mistress: the sea
Who would you like to be your most trusted companion at sea?
It's in the nature of pirates to steal. What would you loot?
- Treasure
- Rum
- An island
- Doubloons
- A ship
- The affections of a maiden
Drunken sailors endanger the whole operation. What would you do with an inebriated crew member?
- Make him walk the plank
- Let my crew decide
- Make him clean my quarters
- Let him sleep it off
- Throw him overboard
- Get drunk with him
What pirate accessory would you wear?
- Pirate jacket
- Tricorn hat
- Eyepatch
- Parrot
- Fancy boots
- Fake beard
Pick a location for your hideout:
Which word best describes you?
- Conniving
- Fiesty
- Loyal
- Violent
Your crew is planning a mutiny. You...
- Start being nicer to them
- Feed ’em to my pet sharks
- Escape into the night
There's another ship on the horizon. What do you do?
- Examine the situation, and make a calculated decision
- Attack
- Turn and sail in the other direction
- Hide out and wait
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