Why Are You Single?
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Sure, no one needs someone else in order to be happy, but if we’re trying to be honest with ourselves, love, validation and some bedroom activities can help. So maybe it’s time to stop crying into your pizza (if that’s what you’re doing) and wondering why you’re alone…and find out why you’rShow More
Sure, no one needs someone else in order to be happy, but if we’re trying to be honest with ourselves, love, validation and some bedroom activities can help. So maybe it’s time to stop crying into your pizza (if that’s what you’re doing) and wondering why you’re alone…and find out why you’re really single!
Or at the very least, after you take this quiz, now you have something to show to other people so they can get off your back about why you’re single. I mean being without someone isn’t the end of the world, right? You can just pop on into Tinder, Grindr, OkCupid, Hinge, Coffee Meets Bagel, Bumble, and I could go on and on. But you get the point! But what if you’re on all of these apps and you still can’t find someone? Well, then welcome to my life! But with this quiz, the answer should be quite clear. Let us answer the question, why are you single, for you!
Why did your last relationship end?
- I just wasn’t with the right person.
- I got cheated on.
- I got too caught up with work.
- It got too serious, too fast.
Would you date yourself?
- Sure — but not exclusively.
- I’m literally the only person I’d date.
- With my schedule, I’m probably the only person I can date.
- I’m not sure — I might not exactly be relationship material.
What are your plans on the average Saturday?
- Swiping through Tinder and triple-booking dates.
- Holing up in my apartment and sobbing into a pillow while watching Maid in Manhattan.
- Burning pictures of every person who rejected me in high school.
- Avoiding any and all texts and phone calls from the potentials in my life.
How do you feel about your ex?
- My ex is a good person, just not the right one.
- My ex is the worst person to ever exist.
- Exes? Who has time to date?
- I have too many exes to count.
You're having someone special over for dinner. What would you like to make them?
Your ex would describe you as...
- A friend and a fond memory.
- A terrible, angry, petty person.
- A workaholic.
- Someone who…gets around.
When someone asks why you’re single, you…
- Burst into tears.
- Ask why they’re talking to you in the first place.
- Tell them that there are other things in life besides love.
- Respond with, “I want to be.”
Most of your free time is spent...
- Watching cheesy movies.
- Bitching about other people.
- What’s free time?
- Swiping through profiles.
What's the biggest deal-breaker for you?
- Cheating
- Stupidity
- Lack of ambition
- No sense of humor
When you’re out at a bar, you’re usually…
- About ten seconds away from pulling the hottest person at the bar.
- Texting a few people who aren’t at the bar.
- Answering work emails.
- Sharing a glass of whiskey with a good book.
- Flirting with the bartender.
How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
- Um, I don’t.
- I just go out after work.
- Half an hour.
- About ten to fifteen minutes.
How often do you go on a second date?
- Almost always
- Occasionally
- Never! It’s one and done for me.
What's most important to you in a significant other?
- Sense of humor
- Kindness
- Hot bod
- Laid-back attitude
What's your go-to first date?
- Dinner
- Drinks
- A comedy show
- A carnival
How did you meet your ex?
- Mutual friends
- Work
- School
- Online
How long have you been single?
- A few days.
- A few months.
- About a year.
- Over two years!
How bad is your temper?
- Not bad at all. I’m SUPER chill.
- It depends on the day.
- It’s AWFUL. I’M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!
How soon do you say "I love you"?
- The first date!
- I usually wait a few months.
- I wait at least a year.
- Um, I’ve only said “I love you” to family members!
How many exes do you have?
- 3
- 0
- 1-2
- 5 or more
- HA! It’s probably a negative number at this point.
How many of your exes have you said "I love you" to and meant it?
- 0
- 1 or 2
- All of them
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