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Every good hero or heroine needs a mentor, someone who will guide them through the new and wild worlds that they explore as they come into their own. This goes doubly true when we’re talking about magic and fantasy: a wise old wizard, or perhaps even a talking lion (who is definitely actually JesuShow More
Every good hero or heroine needs a mentor, someone who will guide them through the new and wild worlds that they explore as they come into their own. This goes doubly true when we’re talking about magic and fantasy: a wise old wizard, or perhaps even a talking lion (who is definitely actually Jesus).
These magical mentors dispense wisdom to the heroes of stories and also to all of us. After all, “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
If you’ve been paying attention to some of these wise folks, you’ll be able to tell us who dropped which truth bomb: was it Gandalf? Perhaps the Mrs. W’s of A Winkle in Time? If you think you know all the lessons these mentors can teach, you’re ready to take this quiz. Pull out your wand and see if you remember what the teachers said.

Let's start with a quote about time: "A wizard is never late...Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." Who said it?
- Merlin
- Snape
- Gandalf
- Saruman

When this wizard wanted to say a few words he chose "Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak."
- Cornelius Fudge
- Sprout
- Flitwick
- Dumbledore

Which magical being blessed us with the knowledge "You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power"
- Glinda
- Aslan
- Morgan le Fey
- Mrs. Who

When faced with a friend saying "I wish none of this had ever happened", who replied "So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."?
- Hermione Granger
- Gandalf
- Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Malificent

This iconic quote launched a thousand fanfics: It’s horrible. "That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil, and skanky. And I think I’m kind of gay”
- Caroline Forbes
- Cordelia Chase
- Bonnie Bennett
- Willow Rosenberg

This kind of advice can only come from one person: "You doubt your value. Don't run from who you are." Who is it?
- Aslan
- Yoda
- Sirius Black
- Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother

Which wizard started as a skeptic, saying "I don't believe in fairytales about chakras or energy or the power of belief."
- Giles
- Miracle Max
- Dr. Strange
- Luke Skywalker

This brilliant advice came from which wizard: ""The best thing for being sad … is to learn something. That is the only thing that never fails."
- Remus Lupin
- Gandalf
- Dumbledore
- Merlin

This is the kind of quote that sticks with you: "We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are." Who said it?
- Sirius Black
- Merlin
- Haymitch
- Professor X

Which of these ladies said "The only way to cope with something deadly serious is to try to treat it a little lightly."
- Mrs. Why
- Mrs. Who
- Mrs Which
- Mrs. Whatsit

Who said "Have fun storming the castle!"
- Miracle Max
- Glinda
- Merlin
- Malificent

Some wizards fight evil. Which wizard instead said "Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference."
- Harry Dresden
- Rupert Giles
- Dr. Strange
- Miracle Max

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