Work a Day in Santa's Workshop and We'll Tell You What You're Getting for Christmas

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Congrats on your new job at Santa's workshop! So, what is it that you do, exactly?

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Mostly gift-wrap presents
Supervise a team of other elves
Liaison to Santa
Loading the sleigh
Stuffing and sewing toys
Um, I’m just an intern.

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What old-school classic Christmas toy do you never get tired of making or gifting to deserving children?

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Rocking horse
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Train set
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Toy doll
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Teddy bear

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Now, word around Santa's workshop is that you have a specialty... What is it?

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Getting the most done in the least amount of time
Detail-oriented craftsmanship
Being the nicest elf ever
Stellar project management skills
Innovating new ideas for toys

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There are annoying co-workers everywhere — even in Santa's workshop. What does the elf who gets the most on your nerves do that makes you want to scream?

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Sucks up to Santa
Takes credit for your work
Leaves their stuff everywhere
Is 100% incapable and should be shoveling reindeer poop

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Not everyone's good all the time, even if you're on the nice list. What do you do at Santa's workshop that gets you in the most trouble?

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Slack off
Take a very long lunch break
Come in late
Drink everyone else’s eggnog
Bite off more than I can chew with work and with cookies

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The times have certainly changed since Santa first set up shop. What's your modern-day technique that makes the workshop run much smoother?

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Knowing the best Amazon keywords
Price comparison shopping
Managing the timelines of sales and dispatching lists to mall Santas
Organizing Santa’s delivery schedule on an Excel spreadsheet
Storytelling. No, it’s not modern, but you gotta keep those Christmas stories fresh!

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Not all gifts go under the tree. Pick a stocking stuffer!

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Candle
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Slinky
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Fuzzy socks
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CANDY!

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Be honest! Have you ever altered Santa's naughty or nice list? We won't tell on you, promise!

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Yes, and I’m not ashamed. It’s so biased!
Um, maybe. I’m not telling.
No, never! I can’t touch that!

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Now, how would you feel about a leadership position? We hear Santa's looking to promote from within next holiday season!

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For sure, I’m basically Santa already.
I’d be OK with it, I think. Sure?
Ugh, if I was literally forced to… I GUESS…
Absolutely not. No.

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We have to ask about the big man himself — your boss — SANTA. How do you feel about the guy?

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To be honest, he gets credit for all of our work. It’s not fair.
I adore and worship the man! He’s great.
I barely see him, but I hear he’s cool?

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What's the biggest misconception us non-elves have about Santa's workshop and what your work entails?

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That we don’t get paid. We formed a union years ago!
That all elves are short
That we all hammer wooden toys together. Um, it’s the 21st century…
That our work is seasonal. It has to be year-round or we wouldn’t get anything done in time!
That elf labor has been outsourced to mall Santas and Amazon. We still have a very important job to do!

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It's been a long day at Santa's workshop. What are you snacking on during your break?

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Candy canes
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Hot cocoa
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Cookies
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Gingerbread

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What's your ideal department to work in at the workshop?

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Electronics
Art & Crafting
Paper Products
Fashion
Accounts
Fishery, Plant Life, and Wild Life

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You've just been offered a rehire for next year. Are you taking the position?

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Absolutely!
It was fun while it lasted, Kringle, but, no.

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When will you be arriving for work?

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A little early
Right On Time
At LEAST 30 minutes early. Ya know. So I can mentally prepare.
just about like five minutes late…I hope

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How much schmoney are you demanding from ol Kris Kringl?

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Whatever minimum wage in The North Pole is will be fine.
At least $11
I mean, I don’t know. I hate this question
I’ll do it for free if it means seeing Santa!
I wont’ work for a penny less than $20 an hour. Have you seen my resume? Have you seen HIS enterprise? Run me my check.
No schmoney, just immunity for me and all my pets…don’t ask questions.

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Have you ever worked in retail?

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Yes, unfortunately.
I have, but it was upscale
Umm not so much retail, but certainly public works.
No, I haven’t.
I have and I vowed to never go back.
I used to, and would honestly love to go back

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Have you ever worked in an assembly line?

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Ummm does line cook count?
I have, and I didn’t love it.
No, but I’m interested in the process.
I have, and it actually wasn’t too bad.
I have and I loved it.

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Santa just placed on a task force to develop a new and exciting toy. What is it?

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The Next iPhone
The Latest Smart Watch
The next expansion of a major TCG
The latest in shoes and fashion
The next Pokemon/virtual pet.

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What was your worst elective in school?

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Art
Shop
Sports
Drama
Painting/Calligraphy
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Work a Day in Santa’s Workshop and We’ll Tell You What You’re Getting for Christmas

Congrats on your new job at Santa's workshop! So, what is it that you do, exactly?

What old-school classic Christmas toy do you never get tired of making or gifting to deserving children?

Now, word around Santa's workshop is that you have a specialty... What is it?

There are annoying co-workers everywhere — even in Santa's workshop. What does the elf who gets the most on your nerves do that makes you want to scream?

Not everyone's good all the time, even if you're on the nice list. What do you do at Santa's workshop that gets you in the most trouble?

The times have certainly changed since Santa first set up shop. What's your modern-day technique that makes the workshop run much smoother?

Not all gifts go under the tree. Pick a stocking stuffer!

Be honest! Have you ever altered Santa's naughty or nice list? We won't tell on you, promise!

Now, how would you feel about a leadership position? We hear Santa's looking to promote from within next holiday season!

We have to ask about the big man himself — your boss — SANTA. How do you feel about the guy?

What's the biggest misconception us non-elves have about Santa's workshop and what your work entails?

It's been a long day at Santa's workshop. What are you snacking on during your break?

What's your ideal department to work in at the workshop?

You've just been offered a rehire for next year. Are you taking the position?

When will you be arriving for work?

How much schmoney are you demanding from ol Kris Kringl?

Have you ever worked in retail?

Have you ever worked in an assembly line?

Santa just placed on a task force to develop a new and exciting toy. What is it?

What was your worst elective in school?

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Congrats on your new job at Santa's workshop! So, what is it that you do, exactly?

What old-school classic Christmas toy do you never get tired of making or gifting to deserving children?

Now, word around Santa's workshop is that you have a specialty... What is it?

There are annoying co-workers everywhere — even in Santa's workshop. What does the elf who gets the most on your nerves do that makes you want to scream?

Not everyone's good all the time, even if you're on the nice list. What do you do at Santa's workshop that gets you in the most trouble?

The times have certainly changed since Santa first set up shop. What's your modern-day technique that makes the workshop run much smoother?

Not all gifts go under the tree. Pick a stocking stuffer!

Be honest! Have you ever altered Santa's naughty or nice list? We won't tell on you, promise!

Now, how would you feel about a leadership position? We hear Santa's looking to promote from within next holiday season!

We have to ask about the big man himself — your boss — SANTA. How do you feel about the guy?

What's the biggest misconception us non-elves have about Santa's workshop and what your work entails?

It's been a long day at Santa's workshop. What are you snacking on during your break?

What's your ideal department to work in at the workshop?

You've just been offered a rehire for next year. Are you taking the position?

When will you be arriving for work?

How much schmoney are you demanding from ol Kris Kringl?

Have you ever worked in retail?

Have you ever worked in an assembly line?

Santa just placed on a task force to develop a new and exciting toy. What is it?

What was your worst elective in school?

What did you get? Let us know in the comments!

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